Granted, But a species of animal and a species of plant goes extinct every time you use your time stopping ability.
I wish for a kingdom to rule over.
Granted, but people think it's a dystopia and they rebel against your regime and kill you.
I wish I could have a good time in Spain (I'm going there on Saturday)
Granted, but your plane/ship is crashed on the way home.
Granted, you get nothing. But in turn you become nothing.
I wish it was easier for me to write.
Granted, but when you do it has to be written with your blood like in Harry Potter.
I wish I had a 50 pound jar of nutella
Granted, it lands on top of you and kills you.
I wish I had a better camera to make videos with.
Granted, and you drop it.
I wish to never lose a game of rock-paper-scissor-lizard-Spock.
Granted, but you lose all other games (including the Game, that you just lost) for the rest of your life.
I wish for good music on my prom tomorrow.
Granted but you'll lose your computer and you won't be ale to upload it.
I wish I get a new iPod
Granted, but they hate you now for keeping you from their vacations.
I wish I could write things down so I could remember them.
I wish i could play the ukelele.
Granted, but all of your strings broke.
I wish I caught 'em all.