It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted but it's filled with Vashta Nirvada (doctor who)

I wish I had a velociraptor hunting liscense. 

Granted but the velociraptors kill you.

I wish me neighbors would stop getting stoned.

Granted, but now they just get drunk.

I wish I did not need to sleep but could if I wanted to. 

Granted, but every time you choose to sleep you also have to choose 1 type of delicious junk food you are now forbidden to eat.

I wish I could read my professor's minds.

Granted, but his thought are so strange and twisted to your mind, that you become insane.

I wish that I was able to stop and start time with no detriment to my being or to other people, or the galaxy itself.

Granted, But a species of animal and a species of plant goes extinct every time you use your time stopping ability.

I wish for a kingdom to rule over.

Granted, but people think it's a dystopia and they rebel against your regime and kill you.

I wish I could have a good time in Spain (I'm going there on Saturday)

Granted, but your plane/ship is crashed on the way home.

Granted, you get nothing. But in turn you become nothing.

I wish it was easier for me to write.

Granted, but when you do it has to be written with your blood like in Harry Potter.

I wish I had a 50 pound jar of nutella

Granted, and you drop it.

I wish to never lose a game of rock-paper-scissor-lizard-Spock.

Granted, but you lose all other games (including the Game, that you just lost) for the rest of your life.

I wish for good music on my prom tomorrow.


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