It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but people think it's a dystopia and they rebel against your regime and kill you.

I wish I could have a good time in Spain (I'm going there on Saturday)

Granted, but your plane/ship is crashed on the way home.

Granted, you get nothing. But in turn you become nothing.

I wish it was easier for me to write.

Granted, but when you do it has to be written with your blood like in Harry Potter.

I wish I had a 50 pound jar of nutella

Granted, and you drop it.

I wish to never lose a game of rock-paper-scissor-lizard-Spock.

Granted, but you lose all other games (including the Game, that you just lost) for the rest of your life.

I wish for good music on my prom tomorrow.

Granted but you'll lose your computer and you won't be ale to upload it. 

I wish I get a new iPod

I wish i could play the ukelele.

Granted, but all of your strings broke.

I wish I caught 'em all.

you cought em all, but theres no fancy internet storage for them all so you loose a fortune feeding all 600 of them

You catch them all but there is not enough storage so you must release them all.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but the only website you can visit is

I wish I was a little bit taller.


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