Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but in exchange for the inspiration you lose your ability to write.

I wish that all the corrupted wishes came true.

[Eystein,]

Granted, but only for you.

I wish I knew right from wrong.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but learning what is right and wrong crushes your conscience so you kill yourself. (Sorry)

I wish that I had a pony.

[ryan brennan]

Granted, but it's the size of a skyscraper and crushes hundreds of innocent people, so the government evacuates the area and then kills it.

I wish that this wish would make my life better and have no negative side-effects.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but because this is corrupt a wish your negative side-effects are transferred to someone else.

I wish that there was a way to uncorrupt a corrupted wish.

[Kris]

Granted, but it corrupts all other wishes.

I wish we could send Justin Bieber back to Canada.

[Crae]

Granted, but you have to come with him and stay there FOREVER.

I wish I can have a million open plane tickets so I can travel to any part the world.

[Kris]

Granted, but you die before you get to use any of them. (sorry!)

I wish I could fly.

[Crae]

what a sweet comeback from trapping you with the beebz!

But granted, but I'm a pro-archer and I will shoot you and your wings will become useless. HEHE

I wish chocolate doesn't make people fat.

[Kris]

Granted, but it's all you can eat for the rest of your life. (not sure if that's a bad thing though...)

I wish I could go to Mars!

[Crae]

Granted, but the martians have been waiting for you and have chosen to eat your head off way before you can even get out of your jet!

I wish I'd be a famous painter!

[Kris]

Granted, but after you die your paintings are forgotten.

I wish I had a puppy sized elephant!