Granted, but only for you.
I wish I knew right from wrong.
Granted, but learning what is right and wrong crushes your conscience so you kill yourself. (Sorry)
I wish that I had a pony.
Granted, but because this is corrupt a wish your negative side-effects are transferred to someone else.
I wish that there was a way to uncorrupt a corrupted wish.
Granted, but it corrupts all other wishes.
I wish we could send Justin Bieber back to Canada.
Granted, but you have to come with him and stay there FOREVER.
I wish I can have a million open plane tickets so I can travel to any part the world.
Granted, but you die before you get to use any of them. (sorry!)
I wish I could fly.
what a sweet comeback from trapping you with the beebz!
But granted, but I'm a pro-archer and I will shoot you and your wings will become useless. HEHE
I wish chocolate doesn't make people fat.
Granted, but it's all you can eat for the rest of your life. (not sure if that's a bad thing though...)
I wish I could go to Mars!
Granted, but the martians have been waiting for you and have chosen to eat your head off way before you can even get out of your jet!
I wish I'd be a famous painter!
Granted, but after you die your paintings are forgotten.
I wish I had a puppy sized elephant!
Granted but you become puppy sized as well so it doesn't seem like a puppy sized elephant.
I wish that could go into the Grid from Tron.