Granted but you have none of the systems and due to a break out of rabid red pandas you can't find any ever again.
I wish I could go back in time and make myself be a better person sooner.
Granted. But you will lose your humility and become corrupt.
I wish I had a nice house
Granted but you mess up the whole of flow of space and time and actually end up becoming the next Hitler.
I wish I could live in one of my fantasy worlds.
Granted, but you only get to live there for three minutes.
I wish I could read minds.
granted, but you must spend the whole day in the sunlight without sunblock. ENJOY YOUR MELANOMA IN 20 YEARS
world peace *pageant wave*
Granted, but it is broken down and completely covered in rust.
I wish I had a puppy sized elephant.
Granted, but it turns evil, forces you to drink veritaserum (did you eat my honey biscuits?Well, DID YOU!?) and takes you to a dungeon with a dragon!
I wish my first day of high school goes better than I imagine it going.
Granted, but as you walk out of your school, it starts raining, you forget your umbrella, you slip in mud, your phone gets wet and it breaks, you forgot to zip up your backpack so all your papers also get wet (and therefore ruined). In picking up your things, you take too long and you miss the bus. Now there is nobody in the school left, you must walk home. The next day you wake up feeling sick and you have a bruised bum. (Sorry)
I wish I could have a pet otter.