Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Manapool]

Granted but you have none of the systems and due to a break out of rabid red pandas you can't find any ever again.

I wish I could go back in time and make myself be a better person sooner.

[Craig, the Mad Prophet]

Granted. But you will lose your humility and become corrupt.

I wish I had a nice house

[AimlessWander (Sarah)]

Granted but you mess up the whole of flow of space and time and actually end up becoming the next Hitler.

I wish I could live in one of my fantasy worlds.

[Shayna Himelfarb]

Granted, but you only get to live there for three minutes.

I wish I could read minds.

[Shayna Degidio]

Granted but everyone can read your mind

I wish I could speak all languages

[Mitch Tacy]

Granted, but the languages you speak change randomly and frequently.

I wish for the best friends ever.

[Lydia Gingerich]

Granted, but they all die in a tragic car accident on the way to your house. Sorry about that.

I wish there were 10 extra hours in the day (with sunlight).

[The Great Gonzo (JD Bell)]

granted, but you must spend the whole day in the sunlight without sunblock. ENJOY YOUR MELANOMA IN 20 YEARS

world peace *pageant wave*

[Erika Rubezie]

Granted. You can't think anymore.
I wish for an empty train

[Dillon Hertz]

Granted, but it is broken down and completely covered in rust.

I wish I had a puppy sized elephant.

[Atalinay]

Granted, but it turns evil, forces you to drink veritaserum (did you eat my honey biscuits?Well, DID YOU!?) and takes you to a dungeon with a dragon!

I wish my first day of high school goes better than I imagine it going. 

[Maxine]

Granted, but as you walk out of your school, it starts raining, you forget your umbrella, you slip in mud, your phone gets wet and it breaks, you forgot to zip up your backpack so all your papers also get wet (and therefore ruined). In picking up your things, you take too long and you miss the bus. Now there is nobody in the school left, you must walk home. The next day you wake up feeling sick and you have a bruised bum. (Sorry)

I wish I could have a pet otter.