Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Kayla Short]

I wish I had a Facebook.

[Sam Clifton]

Granted, but you have no friends

[Randi]

Granted, but the cabbies ignore you.

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

[Remora]

Granted, but there are many active volcanoes.

I wish I could travel the world for free.

[Rich Hilborn]

Granted, but you only get to stop at boring places.

I wish I could take a nap right now.

[Ethan]

Granted, but while traveling you get stranded and are eaten by wild animals. I wish I had a GameCube

[Marshall]

Granted but you don't have controllers I wish I was like 6 foot 9

[Craig, the Mad Prophet]

Granted but someone would take out your knees, Skee-Lo

I wish I had a good magic the gathering deck

[Hayden Richardson]

Granted but 6 and 9 form a very Humorous and Dirty number. I wish I had a Tardis.