Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Chris W.]

(@Daniel: I actually like escargot. :p  )

Granted. Immediately after peace is created, an asteroid armageddon comes and destroys all of humanity.

 

I wish that technology would have progressed like it did in the 2nd Back to the Future movie.

[Daniel]

Granted, but all the animals start to attack us. Watch out for the rabbits... 

I wish the Honda Goldwing is forbidden and all are destroyed.

[Kendra]

Granted, but that was the only mode of transport left on earth, besides walking, so you can't relly go anywhere without it talking ages.

 

I wish it was easier to find nerd apparel in stores, other than on the internet.

[Viki]

Granted, but you must literally pay an arm and a leg for it.

 

I wish it was time for LeakyCon 2011

[Chris W.]

Granted. Too bad that stomach flu hit you and your family and left you bed-ridden in a hospital at the same time as it.

 

I wish my hard drive had more space on it.

[maddie Hutchins]

Granted, but just as your beginning to enjoy it, you get a trojan virus that kills your computer, steals all your personal imformation, and empties your bank account. Have fun.

 

I wish I got to eat more chocolate.

[Daniel]

Granted, but you may not eat anything else.

 

I wish I had a great picture of myself.

[Julia Waldron]

Granted but afterwards all of the pictures taken of you are very extremley bad

 

I wish the Doctor was real and he could make me his companion

 

[rice muramatsu]

granted but then the doctor would kill u and go after river song

[Chris W.]

You forgot a wish. As a result, the entire planet is going to blow up, and it's all your fault.

 

I wish that I had more time to do fun stuff.

[Danielle Robertson]

granted but everything you find fun disintegrates just as you think about doing it...fun

 

I wish there was something good on tv to watch

[Chris W.]

Granted. Unfortunately, the child turns out to be a creature similar to Alma from F.E.A.R.

 

I wish I was friends with Toothless.