(@Daniel: I actually like escargot. :p )
Granted. Immediately after peace is created, an asteroid armageddon comes and destroys all of humanity.
I wish that technology would have progressed like it did in the 2nd Back to the Future movie.
Granted, but all the animals start to attack us. Watch out for the rabbits...
I wish the Honda Goldwing is forbidden and all are destroyed.
Granted, but that was the only mode of transport left on earth, besides walking, so you can't relly go anywhere without it talking ages.
I wish it was easier to find nerd apparel in stores, other than on the internet.
Granted, but you must literally pay an arm and a leg for it.
I wish it was time for LeakyCon 2011
Granted. Too bad that stomach flu hit you and your family and left you bed-ridden in a hospital at the same time as it.
I wish my hard drive had more space on it.
Granted, but just as your beginning to enjoy it, you get a trojan virus that kills your computer, steals all your personal imformation, and empties your bank account. Have fun.
I wish I got to eat more chocolate.
Granted, but you may not eat anything else.
I wish I had a great picture of myself.
Granted but afterwards all of the pictures taken of you are very extremley bad
I wish the Doctor was real and he could make me his companion
You forgot a wish. As a result, the entire planet is going to blow up, and it's all your fault.
I wish that I had more time to do fun stuff.
granted but everything you find fun disintegrates just as you think about doing it...fun
I wish there was something good on tv to watch
Granted. Unfortunately, the child turns out to be a creature similar to Alma from F.E.A.R.
I wish I was friends with Toothless.