Nerdfighters

Corrupt a Wish.

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Permalink Reply by Gabby downs on October 19, 2010 at 8:23pm
granted but all they want is webcam sex!



i wish hannah montanna was shot into space.
Permalink Reply by Tatum M on October 19, 2010 at 8:25pm
Granted, but it's for a neverending international concert. (What have you done to us? D:)

I wish my neck wasn't itchy.
Permalink Reply by Elise deGeus on May 27, 2011 at 4:14pm

granted, but now her music is played over all satellites.

 

 

 

I wish jk rowling wrote another book

Permalink Reply by Monina on July 27, 2011 at 10:31am

Granted, But she'll end up in history books and you'll end up just being 6 feet under.

 

I wish Highschool doesn't suck.

Permalink Reply by Charlotte Smith on August 11, 2011 at 8:52pm

Granted, but she landed on Mars and attended Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Witchcraft and Wizadry :/

 

I wish all Twilight books would be burned

Permalink Reply by Alicia Victoria Iverson on August 17, 2011 at 9:01pm
Granted, but now you have to sing "Best of both worlds".

I wish I had more books to read.
Permalink Reply by rachina on September 13, 2011 at 10:30pm

granted but now you get to sing country music to a bunch of third graders for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I lived in Gallifrey.

Permalink Reply by Shannon W. on October 27, 2011 at 8:21pm

granted, but she comes back to earth & becomes super popular for being the first artists to create a music video in space...

I wish I had the guts.

Permalink Reply by Desperado (Adam) on February 14, 2013 at 4:57pm

Granted, but the ning is now replaced with perverts

I wish I had a female date to prom that was remotely attractive and didn't hate my guts

Permalink Reply by yaya25@me.com on May 18, 2013 at 1:34pm

granted, but you give them your name and they start stalking you

I wish i could breathe underwater

Permalink Reply by Justin Dalke on November 29, 2010 at 5:36pm
It's a rouge unicorn
Permalink Reply by Dave Chapin on January 26, 2011 at 2:38pm

Granted, but the unicorn keeps trying to impale you.

 

I wish I had cereal.

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