Granted but someone would take out your knees, Skee-Lo
I wish I had a good magic the gathering deck
Granted, but you get eaten by The Giant Squid in your third year.
I wish for a puppy-sized elephant.
Granted, but it breaks all your furniture.
I wish I had my own computer.
Granted, but it is a ZX Spectrum from 1982.
I wish I had a box of chocolates.
Granted, but the box won't open.
I wish I could go to Disneyland.
Granted, but none of the rides work.
I wish I had a horse.
Granted, but it only have three legs.
I wish i could mindcontrol people.
Granted, but the apocalypse comes and wipes out every other sentient being on the planet, besides yourself.
I wish I had amazing ninja skills.