Granted, but it's gas station swill.
I wish I could break dance.
Granted, but right after you learn you break your arm.
I wish I could go to the beach right now.
Granted, but the weather's so horrible and will have the possibility of a tsunami
I wish I had a time machine
granted. but you can only teleport 1 cm from your current location at a time.
i wish my cats would learn how to use the litter tray
Granted but so do all the cats in your area, they all use your litter tray.
I wish my water bottle would always be half full.
Granted, but that's not water in there...
I wish I had some inspiration today.
granted. but you can't drink it.
i wish i could reach that itch in the middle of my back
Granted, but that spot will never stop itching no matter how much you scratch it.
I wish I could speak Chinese.
Granted but the item you wanted is not in said package.
I wish i didn't have this cold.
Granted, but you will still carry the bacteria, and everyone you will ever meet is infected.
I wish my teacher would give me an A on the next test
Granted, but she decides to give everyone else an A++++.
I wish I could hover.