Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but I get to eat it. (What I got hungry after drinking the coffee.)

I wish I had a working Wii U.

[ryan brennan]

Granted, but it is useless because nobody else has one and there are no games out for it yet. When they release it, it'll sell out in minutes, and everyone will be so pissed that they don't have one, someone will steal yours while you're out buying games.

I wish I had lactokenesis and continued to not be lactose intolerant.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but instead you become allergic to air.

I wish that I had the ability to control time and space.

[Eystein,]

Granted, but only in your imagination, which makes you kind of a crazy person.

I wish I could go on a road trip.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but the road trip is only to the store and back.

I wish for a rabid animal that will attack my enemies.

[zach hanna]

Granted, but when it is done it attacks you as well.

I wish for an endless supply of time.

[Neira]

Granted, it's a pet Tardigrade and you lose it and release the terror of the mighty best on the universe.

I wish I had more inspiration to write my novel.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but in exchange for the inspiration you lose your ability to write.

I wish that all the corrupted wishes came true.

[Eystein,]

Granted, but only for you.

I wish I knew right from wrong.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but learning what is right and wrong crushes your conscience so you kill yourself. (Sorry)

I wish that I had a pony.

[ryan brennan]

Granted, but it's the size of a skyscraper and crushes hundreds of innocent people, so the government evacuates the area and then kills it.

I wish that this wish would make my life better and have no negative side-effects.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but because this is corrupt a wish your negative side-effects are transferred to someone else.

I wish that there was a way to uncorrupt a corrupted wish.