Creepy, but both things happened. lololoo
Granted, but you only get to stop at boring places.
I wish I could take a nap right now.
Granted but someone would take out your knees, Skee-Lo
I wish I had a good magic the gathering deck
Granted, but you get eaten by The Giant Squid in your third year.
I wish for a puppy-sized elephant.
Granted, but it breaks all your furniture.
I wish I had my own computer.
Granted, but it is a ZX Spectrum from 1982.
I wish I had a box of chocolates.