Granted, but I get to eat it. (What I got hungry after drinking the coffee.)
I wish I had a working Wii U.
Granted, but instead you become allergic to air.
I wish that I had the ability to control time and space.
Granted, but only in your imagination, which makes you kind of a crazy person.
I wish I could go on a road trip.
Granted, but the road trip is only to the store and back.
I wish for a rabid animal that will attack my enemies.
Granted, but when it is done it attacks you as well.
I wish for an endless supply of time.
Granted, it's a pet Tardigrade and you lose it and release the terror of the mighty best on the universe.
I wish I had more inspiration to write my novel.
Granted, but in exchange for the inspiration you lose your ability to write.
I wish that all the corrupted wishes came true.
Granted, but only for you.
I wish I knew right from wrong.
Granted, but learning what is right and wrong crushes your conscience so you kill yourself. (Sorry)
I wish that I had a pony.
Granted, but because this is corrupt a wish your negative side-effects are transferred to someone else.
I wish that there was a way to uncorrupt a corrupted wish.