Granted, but now every awesome thing that happens over the summer now happens during the extended end of the school year.
I wish the education system as a whole were just...ya'know...better...
Sigh. I wish so too.
Granted, but then you're out of a job because everyone younger than you is now smarter than you.
I wish I could ace my classes without studying.
Granted, but you don't retain the knowledge after you're done school.
I wish I could have future books from series I love!
Granted, you brain has now been bleached, sanitized, rubbed with antibiotics and hosed down. Completely and totally pure.
I wish I was a sociopath.
Granted, but you now live in a maximum security mental facility.
I wish I had the initiative to do important stuff.
Granted, but you have no time for friends or fun, and your health is declining.
I wish we didn't have to make up snow days.
Granted but now you don't get any snow days no matter how much snow and ice there is.
I wish that I will pass all of my classes.
Granted, but every 'what if' has the worst possible outcome.