Granted, but it's the size of your face and can't fit in any of the aquariums you buy it, so it dies.
I wish I could skip school today and go watch Frozen instead
Granted, but you get the credits song stuck in your head so thoroughly that you are still humming it during your finals, which you fail because you missed crucial information on your day off school and haven't understood a word your teachers have said since.
I wish the world were a wish granting factory.
Granted, but you are now so awake you will never sleep again much less dream.
I wish Thanksgiving break and Christmas break were connected by more break, and the time missed was added at the end of the school year.
Granted, but now every awesome thing that happens over the summer now happens during the extended end of the school year.
I wish the education system as a whole were just...ya'know...better...
Sigh. I wish so too.
Granted, but then you're out of a job because everyone younger than you is now smarter than you.
I wish I could ace my classes without studying.
Granted, but you don't retain the knowledge after you're done school.
I wish I could have future books from series I love!
Granted, you brain has now been bleached, sanitized, rubbed with antibiotics and hosed down. Completely and totally pure.
I wish I was a sociopath.
Granted, but you now live in a maximum security mental facility.
I wish I had the initiative to do important stuff.
Granted, but you have no time for friends or fun, and your health is declining.
I wish we didn't have to make up snow days.