Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Morgan Faye]

It is- But now the world implodes.

I wish I were a companion to the Doctor.

[HeidiVz]

Granted but now you are also a biscuit. 

I wish I had a cup of tea. 

[Fenchurch]

Granted. It's cold.

I wish I had a time machine.

[Shayna Himelfarb]

Granted, but you can only travel within the past five minutes.

I wish I could meet John and Hank.

[Fenchurch]

Granted, it happens at 3 AM and they sleepwalk past you.

I wish I could tell the future.

[ryan brennan]

granted. you forsee your own death 1 second after gaining the ability, and then you die.

i wish blowing bubbles was a more acceptable passtime for a teenage boy.

[Angela chicken]

Wish:

i wish blowing bubbles was a more acceptable passtime for a teenage boy.

Granted: it is acceptable in prison, where you now are.

Wish: I wish I had larger breasts

Wish:

i wish blowing bubbles was a more acceptable passtime for a teenage boy.

Granted: it is acceptable in prison, where you now are.

Wish: I wish I had larger breasts

[Fenchurch]

Granted. One is one size larger and the other one is three sizes larger.

I wish I had a chocolate factory in my basement.

[Craig, the Mad Prophet]

Granted. But the chocolate tastes bad.

I wish I was a butterfly

[Summer Thyme]

Granted.  You're now immobile and pinned in the collection of a lepidopterologist.

I wish I had a cat.

[Theo Lloyd]

Granted. Although Your cat is a Snow Leopard, It mauls you.

I wish I could impersonate anyone's voice.

[Craig, the Mad Prophet]

Granted but after a few seconds you LOOSE your voice

I wish I had every video game ever made