Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but no schools actually have that major.

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Granted, but the power goes out.

I wish I was in vacation.

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I wish I a warmer coat.

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I wish teleportation existed.

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I wish that I could be in a play.

Granted, you forget all your lines and fall off the stage.
I wish I could sing well.
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power of invisibility

Granted, but you can only be invisible for one second at a time, and you can only do it once a day.

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Granted, you fall immediately after conquering your fear.
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