Nerdfighters

Corrupt a Wish.

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Permalink Reply by Patrick on January 26, 2011 at 10:05pm

Granted but in order to be nifty they eat your feet.

 

I wish that I had everything prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Permalink Reply by Anthony Wurtz on January 26, 2011 at 11:31pm
Granted, but you are the first zombie.


I wish I could get paid to do nothing.
Permalink Reply by Accio Ali on January 26, 2011 at 11:47pm
Granted, but you are forced to do nothing 24/7 and bore yourself to death.

I wish I didn't have finals.
Permalink Reply by Anna Clawson on January 26, 2011 at 11:52pm

Granted, but you don't get a degree and therefore no job.

 

I wish my room was clean.

Permalink Reply by MilesMuhammad on January 27, 2011 at 12:42am

Granted, but there will be no cookies in the world (how is that even relevant?!!)

 

i wish you were a wizard/witch

Permalink Reply by Amy Fox on January 27, 2011 at 1:58am
Granted but your powers are so minimal that you're classified a squib

I wish I could bring drawings to life
Permalink Reply by ImATwistedFireStarter on January 27, 2011 at 2:17am

granted, but there are still no cookies (still irrelevant)

 

i wish hlidays were a few days longer

Permalink Reply by Amy Fox on January 27, 2011 at 4:06am
Granted, but each day is shortened to give you the same amount of time off. And there are still no cookies.

I wish there was cookies
Permalink Reply by Helen Loxley-Blount on January 27, 2011 at 4:49am

Granted, but you can't have any of them.

 

I wish more people wanted to be in Hufflepuff.

Permalink Reply by Amy Fox on January 27, 2011 at 4:56am
Granted, but they're either clones of Edward Cullen or clones of Filch.

I wish I could meet Hank and John Green
Permalink Reply by Adrienne May on January 27, 2011 at 6:01am

Granted, but right after you've been introduced to them, you're regrettably killed off for wishing for something so difficult to corrupt.

Also, no cookies.

I wish I had infinite internet, that never got slow.

Permalink Reply by TimeladyKelsey on January 27, 2011 at 6:30am

Granted, but the it'll only open Fred's YouTube page.

 

I wish that I wasn't so single D:

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