Granted but in order to be nifty they eat your feet.
I wish that I had everything prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Granted, but you don't get a degree and therefore no job.
I wish my room was clean.
Granted, but there will be no cookies in the world (how is that even relevant?!!)
i wish you were a wizard/witch
granted, but there are still no cookies (still irrelevant)
i wish hlidays were a few days longer
Granted, but you can't have any of them.
I wish more people wanted to be in Hufflepuff.
Granted, but right after you've been introduced to them, you're regrettably killed off for wishing for something so difficult to corrupt.
Also, no cookies.
I wish I had infinite internet, that never got slow.
Granted, but the it'll only open Fred's YouTube page.
I wish that I wasn't so single D: