Granted, but you can't have any of them.
I wish more people wanted to be in Hufflepuff.
Granted, but right after you've been introduced to them, you're regrettably killed off for wishing for something so difficult to corrupt.
Also, no cookies.
I wish I had infinite internet, that never got slow.
Granted, but the it'll only open Fred's YouTube page.
I wish that I wasn't so single D:
granted, here's Charlie McDonnell himself, but you can't have neither a happily ever after nor you can have cookies, because all the cookies in the world would be consumed by fuzzy little fat evil bunnies (nothing against being fat or little or fuzzy or a cookie consumer)
i wish i could save the cookies from these bunny thingys..
Granted, but only by baking yourself into a giant cookie and being devoured by the ravenous fuzzy little fat evil bunnies can you do this.
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair (:
Granted, but they are Carrion flowers which stink of rotting fish/meat.
I wish the sky was green.
granted, but they will take over like in small soldiers. don't you know all living toys are out to kill? HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN TOYMAKER?
I wish i will never receive something i want.
Granted, causing a paradox destroying the universe, so thanks for that!
I wish the sixth season of doctor who would start already
Granted, but he's been replaced by Joe Jonas.
I wish I had some coffee.
granted but you burn your tongue
I wish my room was less messy