Granted, but you don't get a degree and therefore no job.
I wish my room was clean.
Granted, but there will be no cookies in the world (how is that even relevant?!!)
i wish you were a wizard/witch
granted, but there are still no cookies (still irrelevant)
i wish hlidays were a few days longer
Granted, but you can't have any of them.
I wish more people wanted to be in Hufflepuff.
Granted, but right after you've been introduced to them, you're regrettably killed off for wishing for something so difficult to corrupt.
Also, no cookies.
I wish I had infinite internet, that never got slow.
Granted, but the it'll only open Fred's YouTube page.
I wish that I wasn't so single D:
granted, here's Charlie McDonnell himself, but you can't have neither a happily ever after nor you can have cookies, because all the cookies in the world would be consumed by fuzzy little fat evil bunnies (nothing against being fat or little or fuzzy or a cookie consumer)
i wish i could save the cookies from these bunny thingys..
Granted, but only by baking yourself into a giant cookie and being devoured by the ravenous fuzzy little fat evil bunnies can you do this.
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair (:
Granted, but they are Carrion flowers which stink of rotting fish/meat.
I wish the sky was green.