Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but you don't get a degree and therefore no job.

 

I wish my room was clean.

Granted, but there will be no cookies in the world (how is that even relevant?!!)

 

i wish you were a wizard/witch

Granted but your powers are so minimal that you're classified a squib

I wish I could bring drawings to life

granted, but there are still no cookies (still irrelevant)

 

i wish hlidays were a few days longer

Granted, but each day is shortened to give you the same amount of time off. And there are still no cookies.

I wish there was cookies

Granted, but you can't have any of them.

 

I wish more people wanted to be in Hufflepuff.

Granted, but they're either clones of Edward Cullen or clones of Filch.

I wish I could meet Hank and John Green

Granted, but right after you've been introduced to them, you're regrettably killed off for wishing for something so difficult to corrupt.

Also, no cookies.

I wish I had infinite internet, that never got slow.

Granted, but the it'll only open Fred's YouTube page.

 

I wish that I wasn't so single D:

granted, here's Charlie McDonnell himself, but you can't have neither a happily ever after nor you can have cookies, because all the cookies in the world would be consumed by fuzzy little fat evil bunnies (nothing against being fat or little or fuzzy or a cookie consumer)

 

i wish i could save the cookies from these bunny thingys..

Granted, but only by baking yourself into a giant cookie and being devoured by the ravenous fuzzy little fat evil bunnies can you do this.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair (:

Granted, but they are Carrion flowers which stink of rotting fish/meat.

 

I wish the sky was green.

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