Stupid tape bit. Get off my knee!
Wow I have to pee.
John [the bobblehead] is staring at my fruit loops. If they disappear tomorrow I'm going to be scared.
/And all the vulcans say he's pretty fly for a bald guy/
Yup. Definitely need to pee.
Ouch(I bit my thumb too hard)
They could have jumped off.
My nose is really itchy AND I'm really excited because I just ordered 'The Blackout Sessions' by Blue Skies!!!
Something smells like cookies, yummy.