Describe yourself, or what you're doing, with a literary character

[rc]

I'm Odysseus: Right now, I just wanna go home.

I'm Bilbo Baggins: No, really; can I go home yet?

When I get there, I'll be Rip Van Winkle: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Kate the Fateful]

I'm Dorian Gray: I'd sell my soul not to get old