Epic Pick Up Lines

Hey guys!
My challenge on my collab channel calls for fifty pick up lines in four minutes, like Hank's "50 jokes in Four Minutes" or John's "Last Words in Four Minutes" (or whatever they were called).

So I ask all of you, what are your favorite pick up lines? Let them be clean, dirty, nerdy, cool, short, sweet, ANYTHING!!

If I like yours, then I'll use them in my video. Check this channel on March 5th to find out:

www.youtube.com/users/sevstrangersstranded

Tags: cheesy, collab, collaboration, lines, love, nerdfighter, nerds, pick, up

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Permalink Reply by Missy on February 22, 2009 at 4:47pm: bump!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Chip, A Former Ningmaster on February 22, 2009 at 5:04pm: Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection.

I don't remember where I read that one, but it just cracked me up for five minutes straight.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Missy on February 22, 2009 at 5:05pm: pfffft!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rob Stoel on February 24, 2009 at 4:11pm: ME! It was in the Valentine card thread...somewhere!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Melodie on February 25, 2009 at 5:13pm: Is that an Angels in America reference? Yay!

My favorite pick-up line, which may have been posted already:
"Are you a general? Because you make my privates stand up."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Captain Planet on March 31, 2009 at 4:19pm: family guy mate; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by LucyLou on March 31, 2009 at 7:25pm: Robot Chicken; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Andrew on April 1, 2009 at 3:53am: holy crap i choked on my noodles, LOL; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jizz Onyourface on October 4, 2009 at 2:50pm: lololol thats from robot chicken XD epiccc; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Megz on February 22, 2009 at 5:02pm: God, that outfit looks fantastic on you!
But, y'know, I think it'd look even better...on my floor.

I've always loved that one. XP; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lily on February 22, 2009 at 5:04pm: haha; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Abigail on February 22, 2009 at 5:05pm: Not really a pickup line but...

Girl : I'm tired.
Guy: Would you like me to sleep with you?

Someone actually said that to me [yuck :S]; ▶ Reply to This