Epic Pick Up Lines

[Missy]

Hey guys!
My challenge on my collab channel calls for fifty pick up lines in four minutes, like Hank's "50 jokes in Four Minutes" or John's "Last Words in Four Minutes" (or whatever they were called).

So I ask all of you, what are your favorite pick up lines? Let them be clean, dirty, nerdy, cool, short, sweet, ANYTHING!!


If I like yours, then I'll use them in my video. Check this channel on March 5th to find out:

www.youtube.com/users/sevstrangersstranded

[Laura Seyffert]

Jump down the rabbit hole and i'll show you my Wonderland.

Want to make like sponge bob and live in my bikini bottoms?

Is today hump day or do i see camels?

are ur pants shaped like V for vajayjay or am i just being dirty?

are you wearing pants or may i get in them?

I lost my viginity can i have yours?

My friend Rachel and I got trapped in an epic game of consentration once at 3am and the catagory was pick up lines so i have a lot...

[Anseflans]

This one only applies if you have red hair.
´You´re ginger! Our race is dying, we must breed!´

[Hanna Tyler]

Gingers aren't going extinct actually, they on rise. I love it though :)

[Lexxie Cole]

Hey (boy/girl)!
Umm, do you know how much a polar bear weighs??
Cause I think i have enoughto break the ice!

[Leonie Vogel]

'Are your parents terrorists? Because you are a bomb!'

[Andrew P.M English]

**Only applies if you are around a real loser or ugly person**

Hey... I'm not that guy!*points at sucky situation person, loser, or buttass ugly person*

[Mon Solo]

You must be Jamaican...because ya makin' me crazy!

I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

You'd look like Venus DeMilo if I cut off your arms.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

All courtesy of Weird Al's "Wanna B Ur Lovr"

[MattClack]

If you were a pokemon, I'd Chose you!!!

[The Wizard of Aud]

Excuse me, are you a Pokemon? Cuz I'd like to catch a peek-at-chu.

[MattClack]

harhar

[MrSpockify]

I feel that having no relationship between us would be highly illogical.

I'd go through pon farr for you!

Is your phaser set on stunning?

Your eyes must be set to stun, and your looks are set to kill.

Lower your shields so I can come aboard.

I'm a lover, not a doctor!

I'm going to launch a probe in your direction if you don't establish communications with me right now.

Let's pretend I'm Captain Kirk and you're a hot alien girl... You know what comes next?

[Ace of Anton]

were both your parents retarded? cause you look pretty special.

hey baby, solve this equation: 2i<6u

I actually got a girl with that last one there