Epic Pick Up Lines

[Missy]

Hey guys!
My challenge on my collab channel calls for fifty pick up lines in four minutes, like Hank's "50 jokes in Four Minutes" or John's "Last Words in Four Minutes" (or whatever they were called).

So I ask all of you, what are your favorite pick up lines? Let them be clean, dirty, nerdy, cool, short, sweet, ANYTHING!!


If I like yours, then I'll use them in my video. Check this channel on March 5th to find out:

www.youtube.com/users/sevstrangersstranded

[zmhuls8705]

I heard one like that...

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Zach.

[The Great Ninja Aoi-Chan]

Recently thought of this one while we were talking about subducting plates in Earth Space.

"Hey baby, wanna be my oceanic plate~?"

[Francis9105]

nerdfighter pick up line I made up:

"I'll date YOUR bookshelf, if you know what I mean. *winks*"

[Craaazy Ryan]

Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee while falling for you...

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes...

[Sinead]

Are you a parking ticket 'cause you've got fine written all over you!

[Lauren]

"are you a pie? cause you're making my banana cream!"

hahah i laughed for a week but i can't take credit, thanks to the guys in Andrea's bio class

[Emily Pearson]

I wish I was cosine squared and you were sine squared, so together, we could be 1.

[Amy]

I'm still a fan of "My heart just lagged" however "You've got nicer legs than an isosceles triangle" is also pretty cute

[Hannah]

Hey, do my shoes match my eyes? - this will just get the person to check you out though...

Are you tired cuz you have been running around my mind all day.

teehee all so cheesy.

[Sabina]

"Is this the Matrix? 'Cos I think you're the one..."

Oh, that's so cheesy... XD But I love some of these!

[Ultimate Schnitzel]

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

[Professor Cuddles III]

Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you've got FINE written all over you. :D