Giant Rational Giraffe

[Caroline Whisnant]

So today my nerdfighter friend, Olivia, and I made a new form of rock paper scissors: Giant Rational Giraffe. A.K.A. Giant Squids of Anger, Regular Sized Squids of Rational Debate and Source Citation, and Giraffe Sex. We just thought that was a bit of a mouthful to yell when we were playing it. G.S.o.A. beats Giraffe Sex. Giraffe Sex beats R.S.S.o.R.D.a.S.C.. R.S.S.o.R.D.a.S.C. beats G.S.o.A.. Yea. So basically, Giant Squids lose to Regular Squids, Regular Squids lose to Giraffes, and Giraffes lose to Giant Squids. Giraffe Sex looks like a sign language R, it's just crossing your middle and pointer finger. G.S.o.A. looks like when you make a shadow puppet bird: link your thumbs and spread the rest of your fingers apart. Also, spirit fingers make it look tentacl-y. And R.S.S.o.R.D.a.S.C. is just one hand...with spirit fingers.

It's like a nerdy way to play Rock Paper Scissors :D