Harry or Edward?

[Ginny]

Would you rather have a lengthy conversation with Harry Potter or Edward Cullen?

[Kenny]

me calling him out on his pedophilia

Ephebophilia, not pedophilia.

[Fake Crowley]

Lulz, you're right. My bad.

[Tabby]

Harry Potter. I wouldn't be able to handle the sparkles with Edward.

[Captain Jacqui Sparrow]

Harry. I'd love to hear all of the Hogwarts gossip. All that Edward has done is move to various parts of Alaska to go to high school, meet a few random people who get adopted into his family, and creep on people. If I'm going to talk to a really freakin old character, it'd be either The Doctor or Dumbledore. Not Edward. 

[Kayla H]

Though I definitely like Harry Potter more I think I would rather talk to Edward Cullen because he's been alive for waaaay longer and I could probably learn a bunch of cool stuff from him.

[Le Monstre de Frankenstein]

There is nothing that I would choose to do with Edward Cullen over Harry Potter. I used to have the biggest crush ever on Harry Potter.

[Madison L]

I choose Harry because I already know creepily attractive young men who have devoted girlfriends I can speak to. I mean, granted he is a vampire but Harry saved an entire population of magic people. I don't think there are many guys like that. 

(Also I've never read Twilight so Harry wins automatically...)

 

By the way, you should all:

[Cavalier]

Edward. He's been around longer and has more life experience and I would imagine have better stories. He would be so interesting to talk to.