(Sorry if it's GINORMOUS, I don't know how to change it...)
I have my desktop on a slideshow, set to change every five minutes (it's... to tell me when I get energy refills on Frontierville, okay?), and this is one of my favourites.
~hey dragon, you don't got to do this. let's evaluate our options and put away our old presumptions. 'cause really, we don't want to go through this. I'm really not that special boy who lived is only flesh and bone. the truth is that i'm pretty useless without friends. infact I am alone, just like now, anyhow. I spend my time at school trying to be this cool guy; I never even asked for. I don't know spells but still manage to do well. there's only so long that can last for. I'm living off the glory of a stupid childrens story that I had nothing to do with. just sat there and got lucky, so level with me buddy. I can't defeat thee, so please don't eat me~