And not in a murderous way, either.
It started out with me thinking "I should read some of John's old blogs." So I did.
I then proceeded to read up until 2006. Where I saw some pictures. Of Sarah Green (before she was Sarah Green, no less) aka The Yeti. I was extremely excited yet disappointed that you couldn't REALLY see her face.
But then! Oh then. I saw the wedding pictures.
Sarah is beautiful! John, you lucky, lucky guy.
And Sarah, you lucky, lucky Yeti.
Although I do hope that one day I will find a guy just as nerdy and smart and funny and awesome as John Green, I'm not one of those people who wants to actually marry John Green. Why? Because the love he has for Sarah, and the love she has for him, is so amazing that I could never ever imagine taking that away.
I'm pretty sure other people have discovered the wedding pictures by now.
But it was still really exciting for me.
SARAH IS THE PRETTIEST YETI I'VE EVER SEEN.