John's Fitness Challenge, give your punishment ideas!!!

[Bri :D]

I think that we should start thinking of punishments for the loser of this challenge ASAP!!

In my opinionation, John is probably going to lose let's go easy on him (this time), so he knows we don't hate him. Nothing too mean, but nothing like : go for a walk in the park with Willy or eat healthy for two days

In my second opinionation, if Hank loses this one his punishment should be a lot worse than his previous punishments. John has gotten all the bad punishments (i.e. the blenderized happy meal, fat sandwich, and the waxing.) I have no idea how we should punish Hank.

oh and try to think of the Katherine and the Yeti, remember they have veto power.

Please give your ideas! SPILL YOUR BRAIN CRACK!!

good ones so far:

loser covers himself in chocolate and dances to techno music (in public), dresses in a weird costume (clown possibly) for a day, competes in a marathon, must write 300 thank you cards (personalized) and send them to nerdfigters, pineapple in your pants happy dance, a day with party blowers in nose, 12 hour blogTV show, 50 quotes/jokes while playing DDR, enroll in their local YMCA's senior citizen water aerobics class, karaoke (for John only, he has to sing songs picked by the nerdfighters), grow beard (neck and all) shave with something weird(peanut butter), recreates video in the discussion

[Conz]

You guys do know that these also have to possible for a human to do?
Hank has some disease that makes him need to be careful about what he eats so food punishments are out for him.

[Bri :D]

He does, really? How do you know?

[Randi]

He wrote a song about it.

[Sienna Elderly]

ulcerative colitis:

The Video

Just... it's a bit graphic/gross.

[The Black Knight]

Compete, run and FINISH at least a half marathon in some sort of official event.

[Matt]

That would be a good punishment that would... well... take about half a year to get ready for... probably a little more than that, but a good one nonetheless.

[Colleen]

If Hank looses he should have to dress as a clown for a whole day, going into public areas and doing everyday things, like grocery shopping and things

If John looses, he should have to sit in the middle of a pen of pigs for a set amount of time.

[Bri :D]

why a pig pen? it's soo, uh, random...

[Team Unicorn (ningmaster)]

I was thinking whoever loses has to do a happy dance with two pineapples in his pants. But that's kind of diabolical. And pointy. So, if John loses, he must autograph 300 thank you cards and send them to random nerdfighters that somehow sign up for it (I say we give John a break for being a soldier and doing some really awful punishments). If Hank loses, he must have party blowers stuck up his nose the whole day.

[Philosoraptor]

The loser must spend a 12 hour blogTV session blasting Caramelldansen on repeat.

[Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo]

If John loses, he should be forced to submit videos that total no less than 30 minutes of bad karaoke in a bar. The songs should be, rather than of the Nerdfighter genre, as embarrassing as possible. If this idea moves forward, we should vote on the songs.
Suggestions:
"Believe" by Cher, "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks, "Afternoon Delight" by Starland Vocal Band, "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim, "I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears.

You can respond to this comment with your own ideas to show support.


I think that, if Hank loses, he should forced to attend a meeting or lecture for a group or organization that he very much disagrees with.
How does Hank feel about the NRA?

[Chip, A Former Ningmaster]

Oh my god I love the idea of John doing karaoke! <3 But I think instead of 30 minutes it should be more like 5 songs, but the songs are pre-chosen by nerdfighters (with a few backups just in case).