Lame Jokes.

[Marley]

I have always had a love for really lame jokes and I thought maybe the Nerdfighters like them too.

Here are my favourites:

How do you get a group of Pikachu on a bus?
You poke-em-on.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

How about you?

[Leanne]

It's not crueler than dead baby jokes.

[Marley]

People make jokes about dead babies? :(

[Kenny]

How do you get 50 dead babies to fit in a bucket?
A blender.

How do you get them out again?
Nachos.

[Carolina Alexandra]

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

[Moonbeam]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

[Kimberly Coppedge]

Q: When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a driveway.

[Fishie]

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?

[the_one_called_kate]

here's another:

a neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink. when he's done he asks the bartender, "how much do i owe?" the bartender looks at him and says, "for you? no charge."

ahahaha...

[Marley]

I really love this, fizzy drink almost came out of my nose just then, seriously.

[the_one_called_kate]

yeah, this is one of my favorite chemistry jokes along with with:

two atoms are walking down the street. suddenly, one shouts, "ohmygawd! i just lost an electron!" the second atom asks, "are you sure?" the first atom responds, "yes! i'm positive!"

oh, and for those who are wondering, my id pic says "the stupid people have to stand on that side of the internet"

[Marley]

I really like the 2nd one :)

[Marley]

You are just full of lame jokes I love it!