The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
Three guys were late for an exam, from which it was absolutely forbiden to be late to. When the teacher asked why were they late the boys answered "We had a flat". The teacher agreed to let them take the test. Their test went well until they reached the last question, which read: "Which tire was the flat one?"
My name may not be Luna, but I sure do lovegood
HEY ANGEL, YOU DA SEXY!
I've done both of these to random people in the mall haha