I have always had a love for really lame jokes and I thought maybe the Nerdfighters like them too.

Here are my favourites:

How do you get a group of Pikachu on a bus?
You poke-em-on.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

How about you?

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I saw this really lame one in a children's joke book at the library once: "What flies underwater? A fly in a submarine."
That is the epitome of lame.
Q:Is diarrhea a genetic condition?
A: Yes, because it runs in the genes. (jeans).
I read this somewhere on the Ning.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.
You-Knock knock?
Me-Who's there?

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
Buddha walks into a pizza parlor, extends his arms and says, "Hahaha, make me one with everything."

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

Three guys were late for an exam, from which it was absolutely forbiden to be late to. When the teacher asked why were they late the boys answered "We had a flat". The teacher agreed to let them take the test. Their test went well until they reached the last question, which read: "Which tire was the flat one?" 

So this is an elaboration on the "stick" joke:

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What's green and sticky?
A stick!
What's yellow and sticky?
(they usually answer 'a stick')
A post-it!

What's green and brown, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?
A Pool (Billiard) Table!

My personal favorite is:
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowball?

I do not know why all of my answers are exciting, but they are.

--Pickup lines--

My name may not be Luna, but I sure do lovegood


I've done both of these to random people in the mall haha


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