Never have I ever eaten a turducken
nor have i.
never have I ever been in the hospital (as a patient).
nor have i
never have i ever watched a cricket game :)
Never have I ever killed two men, one woman, three children, and a mongoose with an engraved rubber mallet with a mercury thermometer taking my temperature while I harpoon baby seals and chew on bacon-flavored ramen dug out of the skull of a gigantic mummified sea turtle alien.
Can't beat that can I? ;P
Never have I ridden a tractor into the English wilderness wearing my pyjama pants on my head singing I'm Gonna Be by the Proclaimers.
This game has taken an interesting turn...
Never have I ever slipped on a banana peel while eating the banana it belonged to while being run over by a 8 wheeler truck containing refrigerated milk products, causing the truck to topple over onto a pink bicycle, just missing the girl riding it who ran away screaming, running into an old man with a brown walking stick who fell to the ground, had a heart attack and died.
Never have I mowed my lawn. (by myself)
Never done that!
Never have I ever walked barefoot in the streets.