Nerdy Pick-up lines

Nerdfightaria-
Well as the title says, I think this world is lacking some really good pick-up lines. Because all the single nerdfighters that want to fall into nerfighterlike NEED material to "pick up" those other single nerdfighters! So what I'm getting at here is, comment some of your nerdy pick up lines dow there l
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Permalink Reply by Penpusher on October 28, 2009 at 6:02pm: This is horrible, but sadly true. I lol'd when I read it and my sister ran over to see what I was looking at.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Bad Wolf on October 28, 2009 at 6:04pm: Thanks :D; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Bobbi K on November 3, 2009 at 3:56am: THAT WAS AWESOME!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lee Nelson on October 28, 2009 at 6:52pm: Hi. What were you reading?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Caitlyn Nichols on October 29, 2009 at 2:54am: sex is like math; add you, minus the close, and do our best not to multiply!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Arete of the Gathering Flowers on October 29, 2009 at 6:35am: or alternatively,
"hey babe, why don't we add a bed, minus the clothes, divide your legs and multiply"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kimforthewin on November 2, 2009 at 5:07am: "You look like the kind of girl that can carry a cake."

... it would make sense to the few of us that saw Hank in Vegas Sunday night. But trust me. It's funny.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kyle on December 3, 2009 at 8:19am: It doesn't need to make sense to me! It's brillent! I'm going to use that one at the club tomarrow!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by David Gathercole on November 2, 2009 at 6:37am: Would you like to see my Warhammer?

Id like to put my Dragon in your Dungeon.

I know what you want... read your facebook profile; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Bobbi K on November 3, 2009 at 4:00am: got this one a few weeks ago

"Hey babe I have a level 12 quest for you... in my pants"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by hadil on November 3, 2009 at 2:39pm: These aren't mine, but I thought I'd share : )

Cho Chang? More like Cha-ching, because I just hit the jackpot!
I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd like to get into yours!
Did you survive Avada Kadavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Amandaaaaa on November 3, 2009 at 2:42pm: Well,I think the Arrogant Worms's song "Log In To You" covers most of them...and on another note "It's Great To Be A Nerd" could be the Nerdfighter's theme song :P; ▶ Reply to This