New Topic for book titles in your pants

[Charles Jackson Gouraud]

I'm not sure if this thread exists elsewhere, or if this is even the right place for it, but I didn't find it in the book section, so I'm going ahead with it. Also, I'm a relatively new Nerdfighter, having just finished watching all of Brotherhood 2.0 and just starting on the 2008 videos, so Hi all.

This thread will be about various books that are funny to put "In your pants" In front of. For example:

Serenity: Better Days in your pants

Serenity: Those Left Behind in your pants

Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life in your pants.

Most of the Scott Pilgrim titles work well with this, actually:

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World in your pants

Scott Pilgrim And The Infinite Sadness in your pants

Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together in your pants

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Universe in your pants

Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour in your pants.

I was also thinking we could extend this to movie titles,

Captain America: The First Avenger in your pants

Rise of The Planet of the Apes in your pants

X-Men First Class in your pants

The Silence of the Lambs in your pants

Batman Begins in your pants

The Princess Bride in your pants

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call: New Orleans in your pants.

Leave your ideas below, and I wish the forum was still called my pants, because then I could make the joke to leave it below in my pants, but it isn't. I think we should change it back.

[Emme Lee]

The Secret Garden in your pants

The Art of War in your pants

The Woman in White in your pants

Great Expectations in your pants

The Call of the Wild in your pants

 

So many possibilities.....

[Patrick Allen]

The Crucible in your pants

Of Human Bondage in your pants

Small is beautiful in your pants

Angela's Ashes in your pants

Desire under the Elms... that one doesn't even need in your pants

Brave New world in n

[lukas]

study:

The Rise of Modern Philosophy in your pants

The Black Swan in your pants

The End of Philosophy in your pants

Popper in your pants

The Logic of Scientific Discovery in your pants

Elementary Structures of Kinship in your pants

The Structure of Scientific Revolutions in your pants

Kurso Por La Elementa Diplomo en tian pantalonon

Novel:

The Things they Carried in your pants

A Farewell to Arms in your pants

The Sun also Rises in your pants

The Tragedy of Man in your pants

Wuthering Heights in your pants

Misc.:

I Always Get my Sin in your pants

Real Ultimate Power in your pants

Mess in your pants

Dutch books:

Alsof er iets gebeurt in je broek (as if something is happening in your pants)

100 filosofen in je broek (100 philosophers in your pants)

Groot versjesboek in je broek (great book of rhymes in your pants)

Wat is waarheid in je broek? (What is truth in your pants?)

Het positieve denken in je broek (positive thinking in your pants)

And finally, there's one title that doesn't work:

HhhH in your pants

[Daniel]

Cooking with Poo in your pants (a cookery book by a Thai woman called Poo). 

[Sarah Hughes]

The Great Gatsby in your pants
Looking for Alaska in your pants

[rc]

I manage a book store. These are all from the row that stares at me daily.

Holes in your pants

As You Like It in your pants

Brave New World in your pants

Things Fall Apart in your pants

Twelve Angry Men in your pants

Stones From The River in your pants

All The Pretty Horses in your pants

The Sound Of Waves in your pants

Gone With The Wind in your pants

[Rika]

Almost any of Stephen King's Dark Tower novels work wonderfully "in your pants".

• The Gunslinger in your pants
• The Drawing of the Three in your pants
• The Wastelands in your pants
• Wizard and Glass in your pants
• Wolves of the Calla in your pants
• Song of Susannah in your pants
• The Dark Tower in your pants (my favorite)
• The Wind Through the Keyhole in your pants

[Jvt01]

The Book Thief in your pants

The Night Circus in your pants

The Lightning Thief in your pants (any Percy Jackson book really)

Looking for alaska in your pants

Everlost in your pants

Delirium in your pants

I am the Messenger in your pants. :)

[Alex Daniel Majors]

Firestarter in your pants

A Million Little Pieces in your pants 

Fountainhead in your pants 

Demon Seed in your pants 

Harry Potter in your pants 

Boy Meets Boy in your pants

Movies! 

Raiders on the Lost Ark in your pants 

Tommy Boy in your pants 

The Last Crusade in your pants 

Killer's Kiss in your pants 

Twins in your pants 

Songs! 

I am a Rock in your pants 

Master of Puppets in your pants 

Vincent in your pants 

Don't Stop Believing in your pants 

American Pie in your pants 

Kentucky Rain in your pants 

Losing my Religion in your pants 

Psycho Killer in your pants 

Whip It in your pants 

Girl U Want in your pants 

Like a Virgin in your pants 

Hurt in your pants 

I Want You to Want Me in your pants