People you fancy ... but really shouldn't!

[Megbot.]

Hello everyone. (:
I was wondering if there were any fellow nerdfighters who had some bizzare celebrity crushes, or non-celebrity ... like teachers for example? I know I certainly do! Don't be afraid! It's always fun to reveal some guilty pleasures!
Okay, so here's my list. I have a major thing for way older men ... you'll gather that by reading the following - *blushes*
Alan Rickman,
Anthony Head,
Jeremy Irons,
Gordon Ramsey,
Laurence Llewelyn Bowen
Michael Palin,
Marco Pierre White,
David Walliams,
Maury Povich ...
... and many more.
I'm also kind of attracted to the voices of Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart. I'm a pervert for voices. (:

Apologies if this has been done before. I'm just interested is all.

Yes! I'm back from France! I can finally reply.

[Delainey]

Whenever I tell people that my true love is Adam Lambert, they always look at me blankly, then ask "...you know he's gay, right?"

So I'm taking this forumy opportunity: Yes. I know I have an infatuation with a gay guy.

That is all. :)

[Steven Hourihan]

my sister used to really fancy Chris Tarrant when she was about 14 and who wants to be a millionaire was kicking off.

[Colleen O'Boyle]

I kinda like Christian Beatles, which is guilty in my case because (PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!!!!!) I hate Justin Bieber.

[Bessy]

Danny McBride :)

[Jinx]

Hmm...for males:

Edward Norton
Brian Molko
Colin Firth
Someone who I refer to only as "adorable co-worker with adorable hats"
Ninomiya Kazunari ( a.k.a. 二宮和也)
Shane Dawson
Hyde (from the band L'arc~en~ciel)
Johnny Depp (So cliche but so true)

For females:

Audrey Tautou
Mika Nakashima
Hillary Swank
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Erika Moen

For trans FtMs:

Sam Orchard

Cartoon characters:

Kenshin Himura
Turanga Leela
and when I was a kid: Arnold from Hey Arnold!

[Marianne]

In no particular order...

Captain Jack. (And even a little bit of John Barrowman)
Owen and Ianto. (Torchwood too)
Matt Smith. (The things I would do to that man...)
Charlie McDonnell. (Because his smile is amazing, he's smart and funny.)
Brendan Fraser. (His voice! His...face!)
Josh Hutcherson. (Clueless on that one)
Gustav Schaefer. (Nerdy glasses and drummer arms, nuff said)
Ville Valo. (But only sometimes)
Josh Turner. (Yes, he's a country and Western singer...don't judge me)
Reed Timmer. (Stormchaser on Discovery)

[Caitlin The Awesome]

Captain Jack for sure! =] Charlie and Matt are adorable. Owen, and Ianto <3

[Esmé :)]

Tom Milsom, Sorryyy! But he's sooo cute! (and the boys at my school are so stupid, I can't help it!) Yeah, he's 8 years older than me...

[Caitlin The Awesome]

Alex Day, Alexander Carpenter, Charlie Mcdonnell, Tom Milsom, Darren Criss etc....

[Katharine]

Luke Conard

and...rather more embarrassingly...Richard Hammond 

[Robyn R.]

Pierre from Junior Masterchef. It's kinda creepy, but yeah...

[Neira]

Ray William Johnson  (He's so short and cute)

Jackson Rathbone (I think he's beautiful, but I haven't seen the last airbender so Ill probably change my mind after that)

Ian Somerhalder (I've watched 2 seasons of Vampire diaries just to see his eyebrows)

Mark Zuckerberg(he stole the idea for facebook and he's probably stealing our personal information on the daily bases while laughing and counting his money. but he is so nerdy and cute. I have a thing for people from Harvard)