People you fancy ... but really shouldn't!

[Megbot.]

Hello everyone. (:
I was wondering if there were any fellow nerdfighters who had some bizzare celebrity crushes, or non-celebrity ... like teachers for example? I know I certainly do! Don't be afraid! It's always fun to reveal some guilty pleasures!
Okay, so here's my list. I have a major thing for way older men ... you'll gather that by reading the following - *blushes*
Alan Rickman,
Anthony Head,
Jeremy Irons,
Gordon Ramsey,
Laurence Llewelyn Bowen
Michael Palin,
Marco Pierre White,
David Walliams,
Maury Povich ...
... and many more.
I'm also kind of attracted to the voices of Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart. I'm a pervert for voices. (:

Apologies if this has been done before. I'm just interested is all.

Yes! I'm back from France! I can finally reply.

[Nicole Blaisdell]

I've had massive crushes on Doug Walker and Kyle Kallgren (movie critics on TGWTG.com) for a good while.

There are quite a few guys who are old enough to be my grandfather who I wouldn't mind getting it on with: Ralph Fiennes, Anthony Head, Robert Englund, John de Lancie, etc.