Punishing John

[Riley Riley]

A few of us have agreed that this is a great punishment. Just vote yes or no on this. If you vote no suggest another punishment as extensive as the one below and it should be EMBARRASSING NOT PAINFUL. oh and remember the Yeti still has veto power.
Thanks! :) DFTBA
**if the poll gets 52% no then we will come up with a new one and that will be voted on
Operation Punishment
1. Dressed as Gus do interpretive dance in front of a theater before a showing of new moon on opening night. (or as close to opening night as possible)
2. When finished with his dance, he must take off costume to reveal his i <3 sparkly vampires/ unicorns hoodie and shirt and go all fangirly with a bunch of people till the movie starts
3. When the movie is over he has to say 2 things liked about the movie (neither of which can be leaving or the end or the credits or anything to that nature)
*all of it has to be filmed and at least a piece of each part needs to be in a video the next day unless Hank has already said he is doing that day in his previous video

[Riley Riley]

That would be a good side punishment to slip into the main punishment. But not the Yeti part because she obviously really doesn't want to be on camera or she would have already. But the unicorns is a great idea.

[Thomas Schlosser]

I wish the Yeti would realize there's no harm in letting the Nerdfighters see her. I'm sure at least one lucky Nerdfighter has seen them in public together. That one lucky Nerdfighter ain't any different from the rest of us.

[Riley Riley]

I know. But John says her cuteness would break the camera. then where would we all be? Johnless! thats where! lol

[Ningmaster Tom]

There is no harm in letting the Nerdfighters see her, except for possibly breaking the camera (believe me, I've met the Yeti.) but the Yeti is a part of Nerdfighting folklore. We don't reveal her online.
If you really want to know what the yeti looks like, you can figure it out. There are pictures and even video of her on the internet. You're free to look for it. But if you find her, we don't want her revealed here on the site. We like to maintain the mystery...

[Riley Riley]

Very well put tom

[Christine]

i've seen a picture of the yeti
it's on his blog
from back when john found out alaska won the printz award.

i've done my homework =]

[Seth Ericson]

There are also pictures of their wedding on the blog, it much easyer to see her face in those

[Rachel]

Holy cow. I can definitely see her breaking the camera with prettiness.

[Shnish]

But if he showed us then the computer would break cuz she's so pretty XD

[brother 9er]

Unfortunately i think that the certain Nerdfighter that you speak of is blind from the brilance that is the Yeti and Johm

[Vivian Hernandez]

I've actually already seen the Yeti, I was just putting it out their for all the nerdfighters who still want to see her.

[Calico]

I'm thoroughly convinced the Yeti is a unicorn. We never see her. She is the epitome of elusiveness and mystery. John grossly professes hate for unicorns... Yet think about it. Perhaps he lies to protect her!