Punishing John

[Riley Riley]

A few of us have agreed that this is a great punishment. Just vote yes or no on this. If you vote no suggest another punishment as extensive as the one below and it should be EMBARRASSING NOT PAINFUL. oh and remember the Yeti still has veto power.
Thanks! :) DFTBA
**if the poll gets 52% no then we will come up with a new one and that will be voted on
Operation Punishment
1. Dressed as Gus do interpretive dance in front of a theater before a showing of new moon on opening night. (or as close to opening night as possible)
2. When finished with his dance, he must take off costume to reveal his i <3 sparkly vampires/ unicorns hoodie and shirt and go all fangirly with a bunch of people till the movie starts
3. When the movie is over he has to say 2 things liked about the movie (neither of which can be leaving or the end or the credits or anything to that nature)
*all of it has to be filmed and at least a piece of each part needs to be in a video the next day unless Hank has already said he is doing that day in his previous video

[Clive-φ-Davidson ImagesNM]

Noooooooo! Nobody should be tortured that badly, it's inhumane, cruel and spiteful!

[Laura Beutler]

But it's not supposed to be painful, right? Wouldn't listening to her music qualify as painful and potentially hazardous to his long-term health?

I am all for the New Moon or bad reality TV punishments, but we need to state clearly that a camera has to be involved. So, if he is watching 6 hours of reality shows, the camera needs to be pointed at him the whole time, for reactions to the agony of toddlers wearing more makeup in one day than I have in my whole lifetime (combined!).

If New Moon is his option (and I am being forced through my YA librarian job to go out and sit through this movie--with witnesses), then someone should be with him at the theater as he goes in and comes out, camera in hand. Following the viewing, he should have to down a glass of Strawberry Hill (or something else, we could be nice) and spend five minutes discussing his views on the film, the Twilight phenomenon, and its impact on our culture. Or we could give him an insightful Twilight/New Moon-related question to answer, like how Bella impacts women's rights by being spineless, thoughtless, and totally dependent on a man for her personal happiness.

[Conor]

Maybe if you post a video of you singing, you'll be embarrased by singing and we get to punish you again for breaking your non singing vow.
THEN we commence with Operation Punishment.

[Riley Riley]

he kind of started singing this isnt hogwarts not to long ago

[Michael Ennis]

That's easy to break with veto powers though, as either John or The Yeti would figure that out.

[forgetmenot9002]

I like this idea.

[Mona]

I know this isn't much of a punishment because it's not really embarrassing, but I'd really like to see John make an unedited video. It's just something I really want to see!

[Riley Riley]

how is it not a punishment?

[Trogdorable]

So when is this vote closing? Cause if he's going to go to an opening night show, he's gonna have to get started on his costume and get tickets soon.

[Marmaduke The Belittler]

Maybe we should make him read a Lisi Harrison book.

[NotoriousMandog]

That is just cruel, it hurt you that much, do you want John to be in that much pain. I'm not saying that I would not watch it, all I'm saying is that it should be reserved as more severe punishment.

[Elizabeth V]

:D I loooove this punishment.