Quote Yourself

As nerds, self-esteem issues may as well be written into the job description.
Of course, we all secretly love ourselves.

Soooo. I feel this is self-explanatory.
Quote yourself; What's your favorite thing you've ever said?

Mine: "Your sight is shaped by reflections
Don’t be confused or scarred; think of a carnival funhouse
It’s not really you in there

So smile and laugh and scream
Don't let them see what they want to; let them see you
Go be the best possibility you can be"

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Permalink Reply by Hel on November 23, 2008 at 8:34am: Freedom to bear arms is what makes America suck. No offence, but it's what is stopping me from maybe moving over there. I'm afraid I'll get shot by some 12 year old with a grudge.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Padraic on November 23, 2008 at 8:31am: argh, i go blank.

I remember talking to a friend about Black Books, and i came out with this.

Friend- you seem good with quotes.
Me: Good with qoutes? I'm great! Usually i'm quoting left, quoting right, i'm like battleships in quote terms! Call A5? Boom! You been hit with a quote!........ wait, what the hell did i just say?

One of my favourite one's from me was this, when i was completely hyper. I'd been saying things in the same vein all evening.
Mum (to brother): So, why did she dump you?
Me: There was an incident... involving an asthma pump... and a puppy....
Mum: What? Really?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Padraic on November 25, 2008 at 11:50am: Should i be ashamed to say that that is way awesome?

Probably....

Okay, so not me, but a non nerdfighter friend once said

"I'm everywhere, like an STD... or a fart..... or god..... LOLZ GOD IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED FART!"

So maybe it's funnier if you where there.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Changing Pridamant on November 23, 2008 at 4:40pm: "Vote Pro-crastination!"

Lame jokes...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zoe on November 25, 2008 at 1:41pm: Well the stupidest thing I've ever said is "Do people melt?!"

I know.

RATHER thick.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Broken Girl Soldier on November 25, 2008 at 1:55pm: you know? not so!
you are sort of spot on.
muscles, when you touch them, do sort of melt under your fingers over time
here's an experiment for you
take a hair scrunchy and put it over a really big muscle
(like the widest part of your calf, or the widest part of your forearm)
it will eventually give under the
(light! don't cut off your circulation)
pressure of the thing.

so see? you're not dumb! people do sort of melt.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Let'sNameHerSarah on November 25, 2008 at 1:51pm: "so the whole point of life is to sort out all the good and bad people on the way to heaven....? so life is basically like... a huge fish tank filter?"

:)
also, when i was in a crappy mood (i'm usually not like this haha)

"Sometimes it seems all i have are words. What good do they do? They certainly didn't help Edgar Allen Poe!"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Bexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on November 29, 2008 at 2:41pm: I once asked if fictional characters go to heaven...

I think they're deffinitely there. In my heaven, anyways =); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Padraic on December 5, 2008 at 2:19pm: I got very pissed off in an argument online with some 15 year old, like me, but who supported the BNP (nasty piece of work them.)

Anywhos, i said something i'm personally proud of:

My god! You talk about a degenerating Britain and 'the good old days' when your no older than me! Jeesus!
You completely misunderstand and fail to acknowledge the implications of a piece of legislation! You can even recognise a piece of legislation!
(Increasingly angry and in a slight silly mood)
You wouldn't recognise one if it came right up and did a dance in front of your nose, naked, with bells tied to it's extremeties, painted flourescent yellow, under the light of 15 search-lights, and had been proceeded by a marching band in full uniform of the palace gaurds proclaiming, along with many large neon signs
"Hark, a piece of legislation has come! Understand and see, all you who look upon it!!!!!"

Say that in a sorta high-pitched angry monty-python style voice; makes it funnier.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Hel on December 5, 2008 at 3:01pm: Damn right! You go girl. I hate it when people proudly say that they support BNP; that's basically saying you're a racist bastard. I can't believe they got voted in in my local town. It makes me sick. Ugh.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by James on November 3, 2009 at 10:29pm: I have two favorite quotes the first is when I was like 3 I just sort of left the front yard and was missing for like 15 minutes It turns out that I had just walked around the block but when Mom ran to me asking where I was I told her "I was trying to find Debity Deep." Debity Deep was what I called Sesame Street back in the day.

My second favorite quote by me is; I completely wasted my 21st Birthday when I should have been hanging out in a sleazy bar ordering chocolate milk I stayed home and spray painted a waldo costume.".; ▶ Reply to This