REAL Men Don't Sparkle.

[Heidi]

Edit: I was a fool when I made this thread. Men are men no matter how they dress or act.

[Heidi]

it was never his appearance that bothered me, i'm not like that . . .
it was just . . . well, as i said, i was 10 and i did not enjoy depressing films (until i discovered rocky)

[Heidi]

I watched it recently and loved it :)

[Shawn O'Malley (TMBG)]

I don't remember anything from that movie except it was awesome

[Pilár]

True, a man with scissors for hands is inherently hilarious in its absurdity. However, I think we can safely assume that that is where the fun times end.

Anyway, Edward Scissorhands isn't a movie you should hate for such ridiculous reasons. There are probably a bunch of really well thought out tirades about how Edward Scissorhands is awful floating around the internet.

You should google them and steal their ideas so I can have respect for you.

[Snozdy]

Okay, I don't really get what you mean by 'real man' at all. But if we're going by the coolest fictional characters of the male persuasion then I have to say Jack from Titanic and Dylan from Diaries of a Crush rule the roost! =D

And if Edward wants to sparkle then bliddy well let the boy sparkle!

[Kyrie]

Yes! A multitude of fellow SMeyer haters and those who believe that she can't write a good character!
Edward IS NOT a real man, in fact he is quite bland and if he ever appeared to me, I would send a REAL man, and vampire, like Lucian or Viktor after him. (Vampires don't sparkle dammit!)
I rant against Twilight a lot (it's redundant, bland, no character development, full of grammatical and spelling errors, not to mention just plain dumb) but I've learned to live with the fact that there will be people who unfortunately like it, but, I digress...
But on the real man subject, I would have to agree that Fred, George, James, Sirius and Lupin are all real men. But I would have to add Draco, because he is incredibly smexy!
Also, Dane Cook. ^_^

[Shawn O'Malley (TMBG)]

Dane Cook FTW

[somwhere in the shadows]

my dream man has long black hair. he occasionally steals my black eyeliner or purple lipstick. he wears a black tanktop made of leather with buckles across the front, and black denim pants. he knows the difference between a dictionary and a doorknob. he can discuss books intelligently. he is by no means perfect. but he's good enough for me.

[Heidi]

The first three sentances are the exact opposite of my dram man!
Men in makeup make me sick.
The rest is something similar.

[somwhere in the shadows]

lol i do have odd tastes i suppose...

[Heidi]

No it's just that i'm a bit old fashioned for a 15 year old

[Heidi]

Wow I was a dick.
Make up on men ftw