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[Holly]

CALLING ALL NERDFIGHTERS!!! Post your funny/awesome/weird/creepy conversations that have happened on Omegle here!

I love reading these in nerimon's video comments, so how about a whole forum of them?
Here's one I just did. I happened to get a Spanish person which was awesome cause I know a little....
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: BEDOODDOODOO!
Stranger: que es?
You: Nerimon? Si si?
Stranger: como?
You: Nerimon es una estrella de Youtube tambien es un NERDFIGHTER!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: adonde eres tu?
You: Nueva Zelanda. Y tu?
Stranger: La Argentina
You: Que fantastico! Fui a Peru durante el ano pasado y era AWESOME!! Knock knock
Stranger: que chevere
You: yeah that's all my spanish..... ADIOS!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

Not my greatest but I blame that on the slow typing/nerfighterian-ignorant Stranger.

[Mark Todd]

You must have never gone to a public school, or they do things quite a lot differently in that northern country. Getting A's in middle school is completely meaningless. The only way to not get A's is to be imbecilic or lazy. Basically, doing all the homework gets you a guarenteed B more or less what with the insane Extra Credit.

Point is, he is doomed in secondary education. He will get ROFL-Stomped.

[sugartits]

Here's my favourite:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ih
You: hi
Stranger: heey
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: lol
You: DAMMIT
You: thought i could sneak away
You: oh well
Stranger: hahhahha nice try budd
Stranger: cant get past my skillsss :)
You: it would appear you are a worthy foe
You: hey
You: guess what
Stranger: whaat
Stranger: haha
You: my
You: name
You: is
You: barack obama
Stranger: ooo i bet
Stranger: i thought you wouldve known better, 1) ive got skills. 2) im a worthy foe
Stranger: you just cant pull this shit off with me, you just cant
You: oh you don't believe me?
You: ask me anything
Stranger: haha i dunno
Stranger: are you claiming you know everything?
You: mmmm yes
You: NAILED IT
You: go ahead, ask me another one
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: k fine.. whats the derivative of the inverse cotangent function?
Stranger: WHAT NOW
You: (3.14159^(2.365 x 10^27(tan674098)(csc587)) / sqrt(pi + infinity)) / 0
You: BOOM
You: thas right, i pwned
Stranger: WRONG\
Stranger: :)
You: O RLY
You: YOU DARE QUESTION ME
Stranger: yes, actually, cause you cant divide anything by 0 - its just undefined
Stranger: WHATRE YOU GON DO NOW
You: DIVIDE YOU BY ZERO, THAT'S WHAT
You: /0
You: DONE
You: muahahahahahha
Stranger: hahahhaha
Stranger: im invincible. that cant happen
Stranger: That's right.. speechless
Stranger: haha
You: well i'm unstoppable
You: so it seems we are at an impasse!
You: i challenge you to a duel
You: pistols at dawn
You: we shall meet on the banks of the Rhine on the third hour
You: and there you shall MEET YOUR DOOM
Stranger: psh. I've done this 52 times in my lifetime already
Stranger: This just excites me
You: YEAH WELL I'VE DONE IT FIFTY TWO INFINITY TIMES SO THERE
Stranger: I've done it 3 to the power of infinity times.
Stranger: That value is exponentially higher.
Stranger: Trust me.
You: /0
You: GRRRR
Stranger: hahah, well if you must divide me by zero
Stranger: that can only mean one thing
Stranger: im impossible
Stranger: I'd say that's a pretty satisfying title
You: or else you're just imaginary
You: or irrational
Stranger: Or, you could be -1
Stranger: and ill square root you
Stranger: bitch\
You: yeah well
You: youre the square root of negative infinity divided by zero
Stranger: So you're saying...
Stranger: IM AWESOME
You: you're irrationally awesome
You: i'm infinitely awesome
You: so there
You: I AM OMNIAWESOME
Stranger: im unconditionally awesome
Stranger: That beats every other classification of awesome
You: I am THE awesome
You: and there shall be no other awesome before me
Stranger: toooo bad i exist.E
Stranger: You last statement is unfortunately, false
You: do you though?
Stranger: Positively
Stranger: Don't question my existance
Stranger: I will slaughter you
Stranger: :)
You: o rly
You: and why should i believe you
Stranger: because if you don't.. bad things will happen....................
Stranger: .......................
Stranger: ..
You: ...................
You: ...........................................
You: ..................................................................................................
You: nothing yet...
You: HA
You: i just had a cookie
Stranger: wait 18 hours
You: and pie
You: and an orgasm
You: and i watched star wars
Stranger: hahaah, that will all end really soon
Stranger: you just wait
You: well the other stuff maybe, but i can just keep watching star wars over and over....
Stranger: cough, loser, coughh
You: NO U
You: douchefag
Stranger: Right,
Stranger: you just can't cover the truth
Stranger: admit itttt
You: oh can't i?
You: oh brb
Stranger: haha k
You: just a minute more
You: ol i'm back
You: sorry that orgy took longer than usual
Stranger: haha its alright
Stranger: whatd you have to do haha
You: ...put the groceries away
Stranger: hahahahahahhaahah
Stranger: you are my favourite
You: SHUT UP
You: jk
You: but damn, i put those groceries the fuck away
You: i gave them a putting-away they shall not soon forget
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: damn straight
you put them away good
Stranger: !!
You: oh yeah
Stranger: haha you're ridicc
You: you're prepost
Stranger: you're ab
Stranger: guess that one
You: abnormal?
You: abdominal?
You: abusive?
Stranger: absurd
Stranger: silly
You: ah yes
You: or abherration
You: ansolute
Stranger: or........
You: *absolute
Stranger: i dont even know what those terms mean
Stranger: oh yeah, i know absolute
Stranger: abherration? ..dictionary.com............
You: i think it's just like a spot or imperfection
You: like a mark or scar, or something that's really ugly
You: or bad
You: that kind of thing
You: you know
Stranger: haha wooo you learn something new errday :)
You: yes
You: well i don't
You: i already know everything
Stranger: haha well.. you got the derivative of the inverse cotangent function wrong
You: oh did i
You: i find that hard to believe
Stranger: haha well, you can't escape the truth
You: oh can't i
Stranger: admit it, you're not invincible. unlike me
You: oh aren't i
Stranger: yessir!
You: NO
Stranger: Just a question.. how old are you? haha
You: i am older than the sun and younger than the butterfly
You: by which i mean 19
You: you?
Stranger: Oh haha, jeez you remind me so much of someone i know haha
Stranger: im 17
You: ah
You: someone AWESOME
Stranger: you're doing it again!!
Stranger: that's absolutely something they would say
You: then i guess that answers my question
You: aw frick i gotta go
You: well it was nice talking to someone who can compare to my awesomeness
Stranger: haha alright,
You: goodbye my love
Stranger: yees :) it was quite entertaining for the past like half hour
You: i shall always remember you
Stranger: haha, me too, 'stranger'
You: um, you're Stranger, silly
You: I'm You
You: wait....
Stranger: Even through i'm not allowed to talk to you
You: um
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: well anyway gotta go
You: bye
Stranger: byee
You have disconnected.

[sugartits]

I love the ones that just go on for hours talking about absolutely nothing...

[Julia L]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you..
Stranger: Do I?

You: believe in life after love?
Stranger: Yeah
You: I can feel something inside me say,
You: I really don't think I'm strong enough OH!
Stranger: I do,
You: do you know cher?
Stranger: Do I know her personally? No, Do I know who she is? Yes
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Stranger: awesome?
You: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: I AM NOT, AN ASSHOLE

why do strangers want to know my age sex and location anyways?

[Julia L]

I have a lot xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: tell me the duck story!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any grapes?
Stranger: what do ninja drink?
You: The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
Stranger: waaaaaaaaaaatttteeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
You: When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
Stranger: continue
You: The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?
You: What?
You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!
Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?
And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.
“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.
Stranger: haha solid
You: I got a pea
Stranger: sweet. later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bryant Oden everyone

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You have chosen an interactive adventure!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
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You: hello there
Stranger: :)
Stranger: m or f
You: bear.. duh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey :)
You: look up ^
Stranger: peddo bear :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[MandaPlz]

Stranger: kewl...whats up
You: watching doctor who
Stranger: what is that?
You: ...you don't know what doctor who is?
Stranger: uhh....why
You: it is the longest running sci fi tv series.
Stranger: is it sci-fi?
You: yes
Stranger: right...ok my brother does...not me ...sorry lol
You: give your brother a high five for me
Stranger: yeah welll he's a bit busy with his gf in the next room....lol...so i might wait on the high five
You: lol Getting his nerd on?
Stranger: getting something on....lol....ya :)
You: like his pants :P
Stranger: those might be off...lol...i dunno....
You: does your brother know you telling random people on the interwebs about his sex life?
Stranger: hehehe....thats what he gets for bringing a girl over knowing our parents are out for the night...so yeah!!
You: nice :D

[Julia L]

lmaoooo!

[Squaltch]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: wherest art thou fromest
Stranger: whats up
You: please speaketh in shakesperean english
Stranger: i wont do that cunt think
Stranger: that like gay baby
You: i dost not know these words
Stranger: fuck off
You: if thou meenst to callest me homosexual
Stranger: fuck u faggot
You: thou art a withering petal of garbage and dog pee
Stranger: bitch,spare me
You: thou callest me a female dog, but the beast is fearsome
You: thou hast failed to demean me
You: !
You: anything thou canst do i canst do better
You: thou may throweth stones my way and they might breaketh my bones
You: but words shall never bring me pain
You: *bringeth
You: sorry kind sir
You: for i hath spoken in strange tongue
You: by not saying bringeth
You: no
You: wouldst thou likest to, as you say it "put in your two cents"
You: no?
You: i do believe that this was a conversation of grandeur
You: i thanketh thee

[Kayla]

I lol'd.

[Jenna Rose]

I have a very good one. An epic convo with some random Swedish dude. He went along with my incredible odd things that I said and eventually... a story was born. XD Read and enjoy. It is hilarious.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick...
You: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Stranger: YEY!
Stranger: Haha
You: =D
Stranger: So let's fuck.
You: Uh... what?
Stranger: Nothing.
You: That did not sound like nothing.
You: Not at all.
Stranger: I was just improvisin', man.
You: Pft.
You: You just want to be in my pants.
You: Admit it.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I do.
You: Awesome.
Stranger: So what?
Stranger: It's a free world.
You: Except. My pants are locked and sealed.
You: Unfortunately
You: A magical wizard put a spell on me
Stranger: Why so?
Stranger: AH.
You: A spell of locking and sealing of pants.
Stranger: How does one unlock them?
You: You have to travel across the seven seas and up the four tallest peaks.
Stranger: Whoa.
You: And find the diamonds of pant unlocking
Stranger: You're a dude, right?
You: No. I am not.
You: I am of the female sex.
Stranger: All right, then, in that case it could be worth it.
Stranger: Needless to say I shall meet many dangers on my travels.
Stranger: Fight many beasts.
You: Dragons and the like.
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: But it shall all be worth it once I get my price.
Stranger: So where are you from, anyway?
Stranger: I'm Swedish.
You: You are a dude, right?
You: I'm from the US.
Stranger: Suppose I'll have to start my trip from here.
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Good.
You: Cause otherwise my pants would be locked and sealed for other reasons.
Stranger: Good point, there.
Stranger: Hey, who's saying my pants aren't locked and sealed, by the way?
You: Do I have to embark on a treacherous journey too?
Stranger: My hunch is that the key unlocking MY magical cloak is pretty close to where the Evil, Omnipotent Wizard hid your key.
Stranger: So we could just travel together.
You: Good plan. Traveling companions are good.
Stranger: We'll co-operate.
You: Yes. We will have to.
Stranger: To get through the dark lands.
Stranger: Not to mention the Forest of Evil Spirits.
You: Oooo. Yes. I forgot about that forest.
Stranger: And the Nordic Mountains: Nordiska bergen, förhäxade av tusentals åndeväsen.
You: Eh, what?
Stranger: The Nordic Mountains, haunted by thousands of spirit beings.
Stranger: The name's in Swedish to make it even more scary.
You: Ahhh.
Stranger: Damn these wizards and their evil schemes.
You: I know. That wizard hated me so.
Stranger: What did you do to him?
You: Then again, I did steal his magic potion of everlasting youth
Stranger: Ah!
Stranger: So that's where that went!
You: So he put a spell on me so my youth could not be used to it's full potential, if you know what I mean.
Stranger: O, what a waste of an otherwise fine youth!
Stranger: How you must suffer!
You: Well, it is everlasting youth. So... I just need someone to unlock my pants. And it will be all good.
Stranger: In my case, it was more a case of just generally having a bad day, and an urge to stop me from living life to the fullest, since he himself was held back in his youth... in the 1100s. If you know the saga.
Stranger: Well, we all know the legends.
Stranger: SO no need to get into that.
You: Yeah. I know. Those damn overly dramatic scheming angry wizards!
Stranger: Here's me trying to work out the magic spell to unlock the pants: http://i.imgur.com/CgTSB.png
You: Ahh. You look deep in thought.
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: This is serious business.
You: I am glad I asked such a dashing and intelligent knight to help me with my plight.
You: I just rhymed there.
Stranger: Your rhyming can only increase my urge to undo the work of our Evil Overlord!
You: Oh woe! Such a damsel in distress am I
Stranger: I must carry you through the Great Swamps.
You: Yes. And over the high dunes of the Endless Desert
Stranger: That's a lot of carrying indeed. Thank God I have my trustworthy hiker's booths of elfin leather, and that my soft and reliable cloak has enough of spare fabric for draping you in protection against the cursed weather.
You: Well I am light as a feather, as us damsels are now a days
You: So no worry about me burdening you.
Stranger: You shall never be a burden to me, m'Lady
You: Ahh. How sweet thou dashing knight
Stranger: How do we make it through the long and dark nights while on our quest?
You: In our tent made of wolfs skins of course.
Stranger: Why naturally
Stranger: With our finely knitted sleeping bags as a protection against the cold?
You: Of course. Made by my great grandmother. A seamstress for the highest of nobles.
Stranger: We shall fight to keep the cold out.
You: Yes. Very hard.
Stranger: And the olden tunes shall rock us to sleep: "I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance"
You: A lullaby my darling mother used to sing
You: My mother was a Lady. And my father a Lord. Lord and Lady Gaga.
Stranger: That explains your fine features.
Stranger: I'm just a simple boy with a mother from Lord Slymer's village, and an unknown father.
You: Aye. That matters none to me. What matters is what is in your heart, dear knight. Not what is running through your blood.
Stranger: O! My lady! I humbly offer you my cloak, but alas, my pants will never come off, it seems
Stranger: My hope is fading.
You: We mustn't lose hope! That is what the journey is for! To free us from our panted prisons
You: For panted is a word, indeed
Stranger: I'm from the Northern countries; by our knowledge, anything could be a word.
Stranger: How I long to relieve your ladylike derriere of those restricting, locked on pants!
Stranger: If you shall need a hand, my Lady, of course.
You: Oh, but I shall. These pants are quite tight.
Stranger: So I see.
You: And my chambermaids are all off and away. Afraid of what the wizard may do to them
Stranger: As are the wicked, cursed tights he made me wear under my cloak.
You: Ahh. Well we shall help each other then.
You: Once this curse is broken.
Stranger: I must apologize for any discomfort caused by the overtly tightness of my pants. They mustn't be a pretty sight, nor very comfortable against the back, for a lady being carried by a simple, cursed Northerner
You: Oh, but thou are valiant and strong. And such things make me swoon that I notice not much else.
Stranger: You are but too kind.
You: You flatter me
Stranger: You're making me blush, my lady. When we lie down for the night, you shall have both of your great grandmother's masterly made sleeping bags,
Stranger: It will protect you against the cold.
You: But where shall you sleep O' Knight?
Stranger: I will curl up by the small fire outside.
You: But you will be cold. I cannot have my knight being cold. You must come in and share the sleeping bags with me.
Stranger: If you say it, and my presence doth not invade your privacy, it will be so.
You: It does not dear knight. Your presence will provide me with a sense of protection from the fierce dangers of the night.
Stranger: Then I open my arms to you, and offer my own body as protection against the cold and those who threaten us in the night outside.
You: Oh many thanks to thee
Stranger: Just you turn your back towards me, and I shall massage you and keep you warm.
You: How kind of you.
Stranger: I really hope we found those keys soon ;)
You: Oh yes. We must search quickly.
Stranger: Indeed...
Stranger: But what shall you wear once we break the evil spell, O Lady?
You: Well. I have not thought that through yet. Oh my!
Stranger: Alas, neither have I!
Stranger: We were to hurried to set about our quest.
You: What ever shall we do?
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: We could always seek the protection of the sleeping bags again.
You: Yes. That may be our only plan.
Stranger: It must be so.
Stranger: We need to put away our doubts.
You: I may be able to fashion clothing for us out of the sleeping bags.
Stranger: You never cease to amaze me!
Stranger: What kind of clothing might that be, though?
You: Whatever you may wish for
Stranger: The days spent in these pants have made me long for a pair of shorts.
Stranger: The wizard banned them, I know, but we won't be under his grip anymore.
You: No we shall not be! And I myself long for a long flowing skirt.
Stranger: A skirt ever so soft!
Stranger: I would be pulled towards it, just to feel its fine fabric against my hands
You: Oh yes. So soft that none will be able to keep their hands off it.
You: I may need another option.
Stranger: You may.
You: To protect what is no longer locked and sealed.
Stranger: Yes; but a protection that is no longer locked to your body by magic.
Stranger: I would happily look at any samples you'd wish to fashion, and express my humble opinions on them.
You: Alas! I think I will need you as well strong knight! To fend off any zealous suitors!
Stranger: I will be by your side to protect you, fine lady. Will that be well for keeping you safe and secure?
You: Yes. That will do. You sacrifice much for me dear knight.
Stranger: Anything to have you sit in my lap for just a flicker of a butterfly's wing's moment
You: Alas, But I must leave you now, knight. Until we meet again. Adieu.
You have disconnected.

I got bored of him. XD And I didn't like where he seemed to be leading the convo. Haha. So yeah... pretty epic, no?

[Solomon Goudsward]

I've got a bunch just from today.

[Leonie Vogel]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dftba!
Stranger: dftba!
You: you know what it means?
Stranger: don't forget to be awesome?
You: mah, you are awesome!
Stranger: :D
You: did you guess it, or did you know it?
Stranger: i guessed (: aha

i was so happy at first because i thought the person was a nerdfighter, but then i had to laugh xD