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CALLING ALL NERDFIGHTERS!!! Post your funny/awesome/weird/creepy conversations that have happened on Omegle here!

I love reading these in nerimon's video comments, so how about a whole forum of them?
Here's one I just did. I happened to get a Spanish person which was awesome cause I know a little....
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: BEDOODDOODOO!
Stranger: que es?
You: Nerimon? Si si?
Stranger: como?
You: Nerimon es una estrella de Youtube tambien es un NERDFIGHTER!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: adonde eres tu?
You: Nueva Zelanda. Y tu?
Stranger: La Argentina
You: Que fantastico! Fui a Peru durante el ano pasado y era AWESOME!! Knock knock
Stranger: que chevere
You: yeah that's all my spanish..... ADIOS!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

Not my greatest but I blame that on the slow typing/nerfighterian-ignorant Stranger.

[Madison Hartwig]

You: Nerdfighter?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i guess
You: You don't even know what that is, do you?
Stranger: well i fight nerds
You: then no, you don't.
Stranger: so i believe i am
You: *aren't
Stranger: hahaha your a loser
You: A nerdfighter is a nerd, but unlike normal people we are made of awesome
You: and it's supposed to be you're not your
Stranger: so your a loser
You: *you're
You: and no, I'm a nerdfighter
Stranger: so you're a loser, who thinks he is awesome
You: and I'm a girl
You: and not a loser, a nerd
Stranger: im a girl too
Stranger: ...
You: there is a distinction
Stranger: so...
Stranger: a nerd is a loser
Stranger: unless they are hot
You: watch the vlog brothers on youtube
You: and no they are not. There is a difference

Stranger: okay
Stranger: keep tellin yourself that
Stranger: "nerdfighter"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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my attempt to explain nerdfighters ='( She would not survive here, I think she would get eaten by the puppy sized elephants. And can someone give me the link to the omegle video by Alex Day, I haven't seen it yet and I don't want to try and find it on the 3 differnt accounts of his.

[Solomon Goudsward]

Pretty long, but it's funny


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Knock Knock
Stranger: who's there
You: A stranger
Stranger: i can see that
You: Can I come in
You: its raining out here
Stranger: well what are you doing out there in the first place
You: I wanted to visit you
Stranger: you don't know me
You: I made you a pie
Stranger: ...
Stranger: fine
Stranger: come on in
You: yay
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what kind of pie
You: pie flavour
Stranger: ...
Stranger: come on in
You: yes!
You: thx
Stranger: no problem
You: Do you have a pie cutter?
Stranger: yeah hold on
Stranger: here it is
You: thanks
Stranger: hmm
You: Oh crap I dropped it on my friggin toe!
You: dah!
Stranger: oh great
You: call 911
Stranger: how'd you manage that
Stranger: why?
You: srsly
Stranger: did you cut it
You: Yes its bleeding!
Stranger: it's just a pie cutter they're not that sharp
You: This one was sharp!
Stranger: bad enough for 911?
You: YEAH!
Stranger: ALRIGHT FINE
Stranger: *dials*
You: HURRY!
Stranger: hi, my... friend
You: ow
You: ow
Stranger: just dropped a piecutter on his toe
Stranger: it's bad
You: oooh
Stranger: actually
You: ow
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
You: I'm an androgenist
You: hurry
Stranger: what the hell is that
You: A tranny
Stranger: oh i didn't know that
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: he/she
You: it
Stranger: dropped a piecutter on his/her
Stranger: toe
Stranger: it
Stranger: its toe
You: thx
Stranger: needs help
Stranger: alright they're on their way
Stranger: take this towel
Stranger: put pressure on the wound
You: oh, wait it was just pie filling
You: im ok
Stranger: and isn't it hermaphrodite?
You: that too
Stranger: ... wait
Stranger: seriously
You: yeah
You: sorry
Stranger: fuck, what do i say when an ambulance shows up
You: Ill just cut you instead
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i don't like that
You: OK
Stranger: let's not get drastic
You: do you have a dog?
Stranger: yeah right here
Stranger: his name's copper he's a ... i can't spell it
Stranger: hotdog dog
You: OK DO YOU HAVE A CUCUMBER
You: and a ceiling fan
Stranger: ... probably
You: also ill need some bass wrapped in Tuck tape
You: do you have that?
You: well do you?!
Stranger: idk
You: darn it its too late their here!
You: RUN!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: answer the door
Stranger: I'll hide
You: ok what do i say?
Stranger: say it's your house
Stranger: and it was a false alarm
You: gulp
Stranger: I'll take care of the rest
You: *opens door*
You: Hello, um it was
You: actually... um
Stranger: * you see me sneaking up to the driver and hitting him over the head with a pie cutter
Stranger: then come up behind the guy at the door
Stranger: and hit him over the head
You: OK
Stranger: quick lets get in the ambulance
Stranger: don't forget the bodies
You: Alright
You: I'll drive
Stranger: okay
You: vrooom
Stranger: wait!!!!!
Stranger: stop
You: *an hour later*
You: What!?
Stranger: we forgot the pie
You: Frackit!!!
Stranger: god dammit
You: I'll turn around
Stranger: goes back
You: vroooom
Stranger: gets pie
Stranger: lets go
You: ok
You: vroooooom
You: vrooom
Stranger: umm, the cops are chasing us
Stranger: I'll take care of them
Stranger: we just have to dump these bodies to slow them down
Stranger: opens back doors
Stranger: throws ambulance drivers out
Stranger: oooo
You: Ok theres a AK 47 in my jacket
Stranger: that did the trick
Stranger: wait what
You: grab the gun
You: now
Stranger: okay
Stranger: takes it
Stranger: fires wildly out the back door
Stranger: takes out a cop car
You: Ill take us to mexico where they cant get us
Stranger: wait we're in new york
Stranger: let's go to canada
You: OK
You: But the border crossing will take too long!
Stranger: do you know how long it'll take to drive to mexico in a stolen ambulance!!!
You: Youre right
You: To canada
You: how are those cops coming?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: there's a helicopter out there
You: Dammit!
You: What are we gonna
You: do?
Stranger: wait! ive got a plan
You: ok
Stranger: puts on ambulance driver uniform
Stranger: puts ak 47 to your head
Stranger: pull over
You: ok...
You: *gulp*
You: pulls over
Stranger: cops surround the car
Stranger: now slowly step out of the car
Stranger: I've got him guys!
You: No way man I'm making the jump to hyperspace!
You: Ready set go!!!!
Stranger: HOLY SHITTTTT
You: Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
You: Heck Yeah baby!!!!!
Stranger: HOW IN THE HELL!!!
Stranger: this is a fucking ambulance!!
You: Were in hyperspace now
Stranger: i can see that
Stranger: *closes back doors cautiously*
Stranger: haha sooooo
You: Exits hyperspeed
Stranger: that business with the ak 47
Stranger: you know i had your back
You: yeah... right
You: well
Stranger: are we in canada
Stranger: wtf
You: No
Stranger: no we're not!
You: This is Tatooine!
Stranger: what are we doing here?!
You: Friggin Tatooine!!!!!!
You: NOW WHAT?!!
You: wait
Stranger: WHY? in hell?!!!
Stranger: this isn't tatooine
You: no?
Stranger: this is iraq
You: UH OH
You: is our hyperdrive coil in tact?
Stranger: we'll be fine
Stranger: no it's not
Stranger: it's got sand in it
You: crap
Stranger: just ditch the ambulance
Stranger: take whatever you can find
You: yah
Stranger: ill keep the gun
You: Ill keep the dead guys watch
Stranger: *after an hour of walking through a desert*
You: looks pretty fancy
Stranger: you know
Stranger: this is all your fault
You: OH YEAH?
Stranger: YEAH
You: cmere and say that!
Stranger: I NEVER WOULD"VE GOTTEN INTO THIS SHIT
Stranger: IF YOU HADN'T WRANG MY FUCKING DOORBELL
Stranger: OR DROPPED PIE ON YOUR TOE
Stranger: OR GONE INTO HYPERSPACE!
You: I KNOW IKNOW
You: IM SORRY!!
Stranger: alright alright
Stranger: let's just calm down
Stranger: for a sec
Stranger: this fighting isn't gonna get us anywhere
You: we need to be calm to survuve
Stranger: i know
Stranger: how much water do we have left
You: About half a litre
Stranger: thats not bad
You: We gotta find some kind of settlement
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how about that one up ahead
You: Like a bedoin tribe
You: no, they look too jolly
Stranger: jolly is good
You: naw naw
You: Its too...
You: idk
You: I just cant stand it
You: Lets keep looking
Stranger: fine
Stranger: how about that one?
You: ooh yah!
Stranger: it's got a sign that says warning minefield...
You: psssshhhh
You: wimp
You: cmon
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im the one that killed the ambulance drivers and the cops
Stranger: why don't you go first
You: ok
Stranger: pull your own weight buddy
You: alright ill go
You: walks in
You: KABBOOOOM!!
You: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: are you okay?!
You: lands a mile away
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: are you okay!!!
You: This time my leg really is hurt!
You: Call the ambulance
You: 911!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: first of all
Stranger: i have no bars out in IRAQ
Stranger: second
Stranger: we're on the run
You: Well maybe th ambulance is a transformer?
You: duh!
Stranger: the ambulance is miles back
You: Oh
You: darn
Stranger: we've been wandering through the desert for hours
You: Right, well
Stranger: you know sometimes i just don't know why i hang out with you
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i don't!!!
You: Shut up
Stranger: but seriously is your leg gonna be okay
You: ok
You: i'll limp
Stranger: alright
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: try again
Stranger: just watch your step
You: ok
You: walks in
Stranger: wait wait
You: KAAAPOOOOOW!!!
Stranger: ohhhhh
You: NOOOT AAGAAiiiiin!
You: My other leg's gone
Stranger: that one looked like it hurt
You: yah
You: LOL
You: you gotta try that man
Stranger: it doesn't look like too much fun
Stranger: i like my legs
You: ok
You: suit yourself
You: well i'll just use my arms
Stranger: now i have to drag you around
Stranger: hold on
You: oh boy!
Stranger: puts you in back harness
You: i mean
You: um
You: ok
Stranger: great
Stranger: now ive gotta carry you around on my back like a fucking baby
Stranger: stop bleeding all over the place this is a new shirt
You: sorry
You: I can just crawl along I guess
Stranger: no its fine
Stranger: ive got this
You: ok thanks
Stranger: starts to walk carefuly across minefield
You: steady...
Stranger: well i should be okay
You: KAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Stranger: FUUUUUUCK
You: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Stranger: my god damn fucking legs!!
Stranger: they're gone
You: Woah woah
Stranger: you ASS!!!
You: wait...
Stranger: what
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: what is it now?!
You: now we really are on tatooine!
Stranger: ....
Stranger: i think you're losing too much blood
Stranger: are you in shock
You: we could go to Mos Eisley!
Stranger: we're both legless
Stranger: and
Stranger: in Iraq
Stranger: not tatooine
Stranger: we're gonna die here
Stranger: does that mean nothing to you
You: They have banthas here
Stranger: no
You: we can ride them
Stranger: they do on the fictional planet of tatooine
You: please?
You: can we?
Stranger: i don't see banthas!!! do you
You: Yes!
Stranger: wait really?
You: a herd over there
Stranger: where
Stranger: shit
You: what?
Stranger: drag yourself over there now!
Stranger: get one
You: LETS GO!
You: *DRAG*
You: *drag*
You: Crawls up banthas tail
You: Ill come pick you up
You: Hop on!
Stranger: umm this is a camel
You: Oh
Stranger: and it's smiling at me
Stranger: camels can't smile
Stranger: im losing blood
You: woah the sky is all spirally
Stranger: also... this guy is yelling at me in arabic
Stranger: do you speak arabic?
You: yes
You: twice
Stranger: cuz i think he's pissed that we're stealing his camel
You: Flamingo
You: *passes out*
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: well hello sir
Stranger: we'd like to purchase your camel
Stranger: my unconscious, legless friend here
Stranger: has a very nice watch
Stranger: that he'd love to give to you
Stranger: *takes off watch gives to man*
Stranger: ... fuck it ive had enough
Stranger: points ak 47 at own head
You: wuuu
Stranger: pulls trigger
You: what are you-
You: NOOOOO1!
Stranger: my brains are splattered all over camels now
Stranger: that was amusing
You: yes
Stranger: thanks for that
You: seeya
Stranger: peace
You: stay classy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Allyson]

9500 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO
You: HAI
Stranger: BE NOT AFRAID
You: YOU'RE EXCITED
You: I CAN TELL
Stranger: I'M A FRIENDLY TROLL
You: WHAT?!
You: A FRIENDLY ONE?
Stranger: I WILL NOT INSULT YOU
Stranger: YES
You: THAT'S LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: WE ARE ALL DOOMECX
You: CAN'T.........COMPUTE...........
Stranger: DFJOASENHG
Stranger: AOSDNAOSNVOAWIGHQAWR
Stranger: AOSHDV[AOQSW NGVWREHG[ISGIUAS[OIGJA[WSOIGJNAQW
You: *EXPLODING HEAD*
Stranger: MUAHAHA
Stranger: I WAS EVIL
You: BUT THAT SHIP HAS SAILED?
Stranger: BY CLAIMING TO BE NICE I OVERLOADED YOUR CONCEPT OF REALIT
Stranger: REALITY
Stranger: HAHA
You: HAR HAR
You: BEE BOOP BOOP
You: REBOOTING, RECOVERING............
Stranger: REALITY DRIVE
Stranger: OVERLOAD
Stranger: REALITY DRIVE OVERLOAD
Stranger: OVERLOAD
Stranger: OVERLOAD
Stranger: RESTARTING
You: NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO EXPLODE
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: REALITY PROGRAM.EXE COULD NOT RUN
Stranger: PHYSICS DISABLED
Stranger: PEDOBEAR UNLEASHED
You: LOL!!!
Stranger: CHECK YOUR CLOSET
You: PEDOBEAR CAN'T FIT IN MY CLOSET THOUGH
You: IT'S OBNOXIOUSLY SMALL
Stranger: PHYSICS DISABLED
You: I DID LOL THOUGH
Stranger: PEDOBEAR CAN FIT
Stranger: VOLUME HAS BEEN DISABLED
Stranger: PEDOBEAR IS ALL
Stranger: PEDOBEAR IS EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE AT ALL TIMES
You: PEDOBEAR = BIG BROTHER
Stranger: :O
Stranger: LITTLE BROTHER?
You: LOL
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: I HAVE FOUND YOU!
You: :0
Stranger: GIVE BIG BROTHER PEDOBEAR A HUG
You: I'D RATHER NOT
You: NOT WHEN YOU LOOK HAPPY TO SEE ME
You: IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
You: HEE HEE
Stranger: MUAHA
Stranger: I AM PLEASED BY YOUR ABILITY TO COUNTER-TROLL, CHILD
You: THANK YOU SIR/MA'AM
Stranger: YOU HAVE GAINED ACCESS TO THE TITLE "MASTER TROLL:
Stranger: "
Stranger: YOU ARE WELCOM
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ////
You: ALL THAT WORK IN COLLEGE HAS PAID OFF!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOL WIN!

[Omer Amed]

You: hye!
Stranger: hi
You: how are u
Stranger: i m fine
You: better then fine or worse then fine?
Stranger: i said i m fine...
Stranger: not better
Stranger: not worse
Stranger: than it
You: how r u?
Stranger: stop the crap dude
You: cursing isnt cool
Stranger: and craziness is
You: idk sometimes
Stranger: whats your asl
You: 72 hermaphrodite and in your pants
Stranger: do i need to commend your moronic answer

[elizabeth marhors]

funny convo on omegle

You: WHO GOES THERE
Stranger: Harry Potter.
You: HARRY?
Stranger: We haven't got time for questions!
You: WE MUST FLEE
You: ZOMBIES
Stranger: My thoughts exactly.
You: THAY HAVE BEEN AFTER ME FOR MONTHS
Stranger: Zombie Voldemort has arrived! We must get out fo here.
You: GET BROOMS
Stranger: *A wild pikachu has appeared*
Stranger: FUCK!
You: FORGET THE PIKACHU
Stranger: Someone has stolen my broom.
You: WE MUST FLEE THE ZOMBIES
You: YOUR BROOM>
Stranger: The zombies are getting closer!
You: BORROW MINE
Stranger: I just shit myself!
Stranger: Don't tell anyone.
You: EW
Stranger: If I borrow your broom, you won't have one?!!?
You: I DO NOT NEED A BROOM TO FLY
You: I AM A AWESOME WIZARD
Stranger: What!?
Stranger: Dumbledore...
Stranger: Is that... you?
You: WHERE
Stranger: DUMBLEDORE ZOMBIE!
You: OMG DUMBLEDORE
Stranger: OH SHIT!
Stranger: We have to fucking kill him!
You: LETS FLY NOW
You: HOW
Stranger: YOUR FUCKING BROOM DOESNT WORK!
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: Ahhh! Zombie Dumbledore is going to rape us.
You: MAGIC WONT WORK NEAR ZOMBIES
Stranger: OH FUCK!
You: RUN
Stranger: We've been running.
You: FASTER
You: YOU ARE SLOW
Stranger: I ate a bunch of jellybeans.
Stranger: OH SHIT.
You: OH
Stranger: MORE ZOMBIES!
Stranger: I...
You: LETS PRETENT TO BE ZOMBS TOO
Stranger: I don't know what to do anymore...
Stranger: Fuck it.
You: PRETEND TO BE A ZOMBIE
Stranger: *starts killing zombies with an axe*
You: STARES, SHOCKED
Stranger: This is crazy...
You: YES!
Stranger: *zombies kill both of us suddenly.*
Stranger: Whoa.
Stranger: Inception.
You: WHERE IS THIS
Stranger: That was all a dream.
You: OOH
You: THAT WAS CRAZY
Stranger: Whoa, Neo...
Stranger: There's AGENTS!
You: I AM PERPLEXES
Stranger: We have to get out of here!
You: GO TO THE PHONE BOOTH
Stranger: I see Agent Smith OH FUCK!
You: OOH
You: HIDE
Stranger: He shot the phone out of the phone booth!
You: I HAVE A CELL
Stranger: He just called you Mr. Anderson wtf?!?!?
You: PHONE
Stranger: KILL HIM!
Stranger: You have to fight him Neo.
Stranger: Don't be a pussy.
You: I CANT
Stranger: WHY!!!
You: I DONT BELIEVE I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
You: I WILL TRY THOUGH
Stranger: Trinity loves you.
You: *RUNS TO SMITH*
Stranger: So you are the chosen one.
Stranger: OH SHIT HE JUST RIPPED YOUR HEAD OFF!
You: *HITS SMITH*
Stranger: You weren;t the chosen ne hahahah
You: OOH ANOTHER DREAM
Stranger: *Agent smith shoots me*
You: THIS IS ODD
Stranger: I woke up.
Stranger: Oh shit that was a dream within a dream.
You: BUT IS THIS REAL LIFE
Stranger: This is real life for sure.
Stranger: Whoa, Doc, we're in 1950s era.
Stranger: My name is Marty McFly
You: THENWHY DO I SEE THE DEATH STAR
Stranger: Oh shit, idk???
You: I AM SCARED
Stranger: Don't be scared, there's nothing to fear.
You: BUT FEAR ITSELF
You: AND ZOMBIES
You: AND THAT MASSIVE DEATHSTAR
Stranger: I don't see any zombies?
You: INVISIBLE ONES?
You: I CAN SEE THEM
You: MAYBE I REALLU AM THE CHOSEN ONE
Stranger: You must be.
Stranger: I have to get the time travel car.
Stranger: And hit it to 88mph.
You: *STABS ZOMBIES*
Stranger: SO WE CAN GO BACK TO PRESENT DAY!
You: THE TARDIS IS FASTER
Stranger: The flux capacitator needs fuel!
Stranger: FUCK I DONT HAVE FUEL!
You: uSES A SPELL FOR FUEL
Stranger: WTF IS THAT!??!?!?!?!?!?!
You: FUEL DUH
Stranger: AHHH!!! ITS DARTH VADER
You: AHHHH
Stranger: Fight him, maybe you're the chosen one?
You: *HITS VADER*
Stranger: *Darth Vader rips your head off*
Stranger: FUCK WGTF!?!?!!
You: OOH NO
You: OMG ANOTHER DREAM
Stranger: *Darth kills me with lightsaber*
Stranger: OMG THAT WAS DEEP INCEPTION!
You: THIS IS GETTING REALLY CRAZY
Stranger: So crazy.
You: YES
Stranger: Whoa.
Stranger: Why are we in prison?
You: OMG
You: DUNNO
Stranger: Shawshank prison.
You: OOH
Stranger: We gotta break out of here.
You: K
Stranger: How though?
You: ILL USE A SPELL
Stranger: I have a rad poster of some chick.
You: *BOMBARDA*
You: THE SPELL WORKED
Stranger: Follow that old dude through the tunnel!
You: COOL POSTER
Stranger: AHHHH THERES SO MUCH SHIT IN HERE
You: FOLLOWS DUDE
Stranger: I feel like this tunnel is 500 yds long omg
Stranger: FINALLY WE GOT OUT
You: I AM EXAUSTED
Stranger: Ahhhh it's raining! Fuck yeah!
Stranger: Kill that dude and take his clothes.
You: STABS
Stranger: He's too busy staring at the sky and laughing.
You: DUDE
Stranger: Nice we killed Tim Robbins
You: YEP...
Stranger: Oh shit we are horrible people.
You: YES :(
Stranger: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
Stranger: That phone booth is ringing.
You: *RUNS*
Stranger: *answers phone, transferred to ship*
You: GOES INT BOOTH
Stranger: Whoa I was in the Matrix!
You: TRANSFERRED TOO
Stranger: This is TRIPPY!
You: YES
Stranger: This is the... real world?
Stranger: *sentinels attack and kill us both.*
You: DUNNO WHATS REAL ANYMORE
Stranger: WHOA!
Stranger: INCEPTION!
You: WOO
Stranger: This is crazy.
You: PENGUINS
Stranger: Where are we?!?
You: THEYRESOFLUFFY
You: PENGUINS!
Stranger: WHAAA NOOOO!
You: WHAT
Stranger: You're so despicable.
You: WHY
Stranger: We have to get out of here.
You: YES
Stranger: Follow me.
You: K
Stranger: WHOA WE ARE IN AFRICA!
Stranger: Check out the stampede.
You: OMG YEA
You: RHINOS
Stranger: OH SHIT THAT LION PUSHED ANOTHER LION OFF A CLIFF!
You: WOW
Stranger: OMG that little cub...
Stranger: that was his father that fell.
You: :(
Stranger: Damn that's cold.
You: YEP
Stranger: Im crying
You: OMG THE RHINOS ARE COMING
You: *TELEPORTS US*
Stranger: you saved us!
You: WHERE IS THIS
Stranger: WTF!
Stranger: That scarecrow came to life!
Stranger: We are in the land of Oz!
You: WOW
You: LETS SEE THE WIZARD
Stranger: OH FUCK THE SCARECROW JUST GOT KILLED BY BATMAN!
Stranger: WHY IS BATMAN HERE?!?!
Stranger: OMG HE KILLED THAT HAPPY SCARECROW!
You: OH NO
You: BATMAN
You: *TELEPORTS*
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: Wow we're on an island
Stranger: Paradise
Stranger: Who's that guy?
Stranger: Talking to a volleyball?
You: BOB
Stranger: He keeps calling the volleyball Wilson.
Stranger: Weird.
You: ORLY
You: THATS CRAZY
Stranger: HE JUST MADE FIRE!
You: COOL
You: *TELEPORTS*
Stranger: AHH! GUNFIRE!
You: OH NO, DALEKS
Stranger: I AM SO FUCKING SCARED
You: rUN
Stranger: Im tired of running.
Stranger: I have a special power...
You: ?
Stranger: Where I can choose to end the world as we know it,...
Stranger: I think I will use it...........................
You: HOW
You: WHY
Stranger: Because
Stranger: it must be done
Stranger: "Boobah diddy KOOBAH!!!!"
Stranger: *the world ends*
Stranger: WHOA!
Stranger: CRAZY DREAM
You: ARE WE DEAD
Stranger: idk what is real
Stranger: are we?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: why am i naked
You: IS THIS KINGS CROSS
You: IT LOOKS LIKE IT
Stranger: it could be.
You: *dies*
Stranger: *dies for real too*
Stranger: gtg, bye
You: BYYE

[Luisa (my name sucks).]

I didn't record it, but it made my damn life.
I was on Omegle with video thing, and bumped over this guy. At first, he seemed normal and blah-blah, but then he said "Show yourself and I will let you live." and something about aliens. Then we proceeded to talk about the alien planets we come from, and I won, saying I come form the biggest alien planet and that we already destroyed half of the constellation that guy came from. That conversation. made. my. life.

[Ophelia Melody King]

I had a pretty amazing convo just a few minutes ago. 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Hey

You: Bedoodododo!

Stranger: I really need a psychologist

You: You do, now do you?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I have an "issue"

You: What might this "issue" be?

Stranger: well I have had this dream 3 or 4 times

Stranger: every time there is this girl

Stranger: I dont know who she is or even if she exist or just a person my head made up

Stranger: I can't get her out of my head though

Stranger: I want to see her for reals

You: Thats not an issue. Maybe she's a real person and maybe she's a character in a story. I've had that happen to me before, but turns out they werent real.

You: It really sucked, because they were super cool, and I wanted to meet them for reals.

You: BUT I COULDN'T.

You: And I was pretty sad for awhile.

Stranger: Well in my dream I think I LOVED them

You: Well, I guess you can be in love with a fictional character.

You: it isn't the most convient thing though.

Stranger: But she could be real right?

You: Maybe.

Stranger: I have never seen her before but she is beautiful

You: Beautiful people most often aren't real.

Stranger: shes not in a story as far as i know

You: Well no, but she could still be fictional.

You: Maybe you need to put her in a story.

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: Ive always been an artist

Stranger: Ive tried to draw her and one of my friends say that I can't limit her on paper

You: If you put someone in a story, then they can go ANYWHERE. Stories are sort of.. limitless, I guess.

Stranger: hmm your right

Stranger: Oh MAI GAWD BREAKTHROUGH!!!

You: What?

Stranger: OKOKOK this is going to sound coincidential

Stranger: but I think I remember her

You: fRom where?

Stranger: ok your not going to believe this

You: I'm not?

Stranger: but I think I remember her from preschool

You: Omigod, seriously? Haha!

Stranger: one of my childhood friends

Stranger: she fits the description

You: whats the description?

Stranger: Dang! Short hair, Burnette

Stranger: brown or hazel eyes I can't really tell

Stranger: or remember

You: that is weird.

You: Becuase when that happened to me, the person was completely fictional.

Stranger: She was my best friend in Preschool

Stranger: I Vaugly remember

Stranger: I left the preschool and never saw her again

You: Omigosh, that sucks.

Stranger: maybe I miss her

Stranger: you know what ? you are a good Therapist

You: You know what?

You: I'm a fourteen year old girl.

You: Not a therapist.

You: Haha.

Stranger: hahaha

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Angelina]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the best anime ever?
Stranger 1: hentai
Stranger 2: I'm British, therefore too superior to answer your question.
Stranger 1: fuck british
Stranger 2: You may leave now.
Stranger 1: disgusting fish and chips bullshit
Stranger 2: You have my permission.
Stranger 1: i aint gonna leave
Stranger 1: u leave
Stranger 1: ur a pussy who is too scared to leave
Stranger 2: Ah, you must be a child.
Stranger 2: How's high school?
Stranger 1: pree good
Stranger 2: Made any new friends?
Stranger 1: some british chick is licking my pubic hair
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: Good?
Stranger 1: not bad
Stranger 1: pussy
Stranger 2: You will die a virgin.
Stranger 2: Why are you calling me a pussy?
Stranger 1: will i fucked ur british dad last night
Stranger 2: I've been referred to as much worse.
Stranger 1: im not calling u a pussy
Stranger 2: You probably did.
Stranger 1: i fucked u tho
Stranger 2: Haha. I have standards.
Stranger 1: ur dads ass smells like fish and chips
Stranger 2: Ones which you probably don't meet.
Stranger 1: hmmmmmmm
Stranger 1: speak english?
Stranger 1: yee fishmonger i shall
Stranger 1: fuck it
Stranger 2: Ugh. Leave.
Stranger 1: u leave
Stranger 2: Go suck your working-class dick.
Stranger 1: i just did
Stranger 1: ur next
Stranger 2: I wish my mind was that facile.
Stranger 1: im gonna suck ur balls off
Stranger 2: I need the satisfaction of you disconnecting.
Stranger 2: I don't have any balls.
Stranger 1: i need the satisfaction of u sucking my balls
Stranger 1: my testicles r itchy
Stranger 2: That won't happen.
Stranger 2: You probably don't know how to please a girl.
Stranger 1: suck it real good u bastard
Stranger 2: Virgin.
Stranger 1: i do u fucking william shakespear
Stranger 2: I'm not actually a bastard.
Stranger 1: i dont care
Stranger 1: u sounds like a bastard to me
Stranger 2: You sound like you have a vagina that resembles the resulting mess of combining a shotgun and a small woodland creature.
Stranger 1: u like shakespear
Stranger 1: well your not wrong
Stranger 1: i do
Stranger 2: Your vagina must be a horrible mess that no man would dare venture inside of.
Stranger 1: but im shoving u in my vagina
Stranger 2: I doubt they'd get that far though, thanks to your obvious issue with weight and lack of self confidence.
Stranger 2: How old are you?
Stranger 1: me 59
Stranger 1: old saggy vagina
Stranger 1: ur favourite
Stranger 2: Ah, 59 year old with weight and daddy issues is trying to be emotionally mature by acting cold and distant.
Stranger 1: ill put some fish and chips in there
Stranger 2: I'm straight.
Stranger 1: so u wont get hungry
Stranger 1: i dont care if ur straight
Stranger 1: im a rapist
Stranger 1: i rape straight shakespear faggot like u
Stranger 2: Women can't commit rape, it's a penile offence.
Stranger 1: im shoving u into my 59 years old saggy pussy with fish and chips in there
Stranger 1: i dont know if thats a rape or not
Stranger 2: Your platitudes suggests that you are callow and simple.
Stranger 1: oh and ur dad is in there too
Stranger 2: Your feeble mind is alluding, probably evoked by your turbulent childhood. Things must have gotten really hard for you when your daddy left.
Stranger 1: im actually not simple enter my vagina and u will know
Stranger 1: hey so uhhh u like fish and chips
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: Ugh. No.
Stranger 1: ohh
Stranger 1: thought u guys love that
Stranger 2: You must be american.
Stranger 1: close
Stranger 1: mexican
Stranger 1: i love tacos and buritos
Stranger 2: Americans spit out generalisations about other nations which aren't true, they create stereotypes because they have weak minds.
Stranger 1: i told u im mexican
Stranger 2: Can you speak Catalan?
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: Haha.
Stranger 1: i move to america when im three
Stranger 2: Some Mexican.
Stranger 1: so i guess u can call me american
Stranger 1: but still our teacher said british love fish and chips
Stranger 2: Your teacher was a cretin.
Stranger 1: maybe
Stranger 1: and uhhh
Stranger 1: fuck u still
Stranger 1: i still hate u
Stranger 2: The feeling is mutual.
Stranger 2: You're a very angry child.
Stranger 1: how old r u?
Stranger 2: How old do you think?
Stranger 1: i can probably be ur dad
Stranger 1: im actually 59
Stranger 2: My dad is 32.
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 2: And he's in prison.
Stranger 1: i can be ur grandpa then
Stranger 2: I doubt you're him.
Stranger 1: is he actually in prison?
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: what did he do
Stranger 2: That's why I said it.
Stranger 2: None of your business.
Stranger 1: im curious
Stranger 1: maybe i am ur dad
Stranger 1: i hit my head in the prison and loose part of my memories
Stranger 2: I would curb stomp your ignorant face until it resembled nothing more than flesh, grey matter and bits of skull.
Stranger 2: So, you're my dad?
Stranger 2: What happened when I went to visit you?
Stranger 1: u still didnt tell me what ur dad did
Stranger 1: i had a son
Stranger 1: but i dont remember his name
Stranger 1: but hes a faggot tho
Stranger 2: I'm female.
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: fail
Stranger 2: Your life is a fail.
Stranger 1: umm not really
Stranger 1: im ur dad remember
Stranger 1: oh and i have a daughter
Stranger 1: she has a dick on her right tits
Stranger 2: You're a funny kid.
Stranger 1: dont talk to ur father like that
Stranger 1: im the guy who fucked ur mom
Stranger 1: u hear me
Stranger 1: dont make me fuck u
Stranger 1: i dont mine incest as long as ur ass is tight
Stranger 2: Ass means donkey.
Stranger 1: im a mexican and i moved to texas when im three
Stranger 2: American English looks like it's been written by a six year old dyslexic.
Stranger 1: and i met ur mom there
Stranger 1: shes my sister
Stranger 1: that actually explain why u have a dick on ur right tit
Stranger 1: so u down to go get some fish and chips my good daughter
Stranger 2: You still talking?
Stranger 1: umm
Stranger 1: u should respect ur dad when he is talking
Stranger 1: i know we had sex we had a good time
Stranger 1: but im still ur dad u now
Stranger 1: know
Stranger 1: i know u r reading
Stranger 1: u just pretend that u r not reading
Stranger 1: dumb bitch
Stranger 2: I am reading.
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 2: I'm not denying it.
Stranger 1: ok thats good
Stranger 1: so u still havent answer my questing
Stranger 1: question
Stranger 1: u want to get fish and chips now or later my good daughter with a dick on her right tit
Stranger 2: You are an irredeemably miserable trollop and a wearisome sheep-molesting abomination to all the senses.
Stranger 1: wait i am miserable
Stranger 1: but theres one thing i can be proud of is you
Stranger 2: You are a woefully perverted haemorrhoid and a gross halitosis-infested mental midget with the natural grace of an intoxicated beluga whale.
Stranger 1: my good daughter with a penis on her right tit
Stranger 2: You have a revolting personality.
Stranger 1: is this shakespear insult
Stranger 2: Why not just save everyone the hassle and drink a gallon of bleach?
Stranger 1: i taught u that u fucking fishmonger
Stranger 2: Do it, get it out of the way.
Stranger 1: oh thats my daughter with a penis on her right tit
Stranger 2: The world is over populated anyway.
Stranger 1: i fucking love u
Stranger 1: yeah i know i know
Stranger 1: i love u too
Stranger 2: Don't even consider it, I'll go halves with you on your suicide method of choice.
Stranger 2: I'm all for pruning the human race of those who do not deserve a place in it.
Stranger 1: u still talking?
Stranger 2: As far as you're concerned, I'm just words on a screen.
Stranger 1: i thought we r going to get some fish and chips
Stranger 1: shut ur face u dumb ho
Stranger 1: and meet me at 7
Stranger 2: For all you know, there's nobody here. It's just you, visualising what you need to hear.
Stranger 2: It could be paranoid schizophrenia. It wouldn't surprise me.
Stranger 1: i know im a good dad
Stranger 1: i fucked ur mom and u
Stranger 1: which is nice but
Stranger 2: You strike me as the kind of person who just does not give a fuck anymore.
Stranger 1: u dont have to be so emotional about it
Stranger 1: u know
Stranger 1: im a good dad thats a fact
Stranger 1: im good at giving a fuck to u and ur mom(my sister)
Stranger 2: You are an unutterably obese lackey and a petty odiously suffocating orgy of indecency.
Stranger 1: so uhh u have a dick on ur right tit that means u can self fuck
Stranger 1: ever try that before?
Stranger 2: You're quite illiterate.
Stranger 1: thats what ur mom said to me
Stranger 2: You will die a virgin.
Stranger 2: All alone, choking on your absinthe.
Stranger 1: omg
Stranger 1: how hard is it to understand that i am ur motherfucking father!!!
Stranger 1: i know its hard to accept it
Stranger 2: Name all of your 12 siblings.
Stranger 2: And how 4 of them died.
Stranger 1: i dont remember cuz i hit my head in the prison
Stranger 1: i only remember u and ur mom
Stranger 2: You're really old.
Stranger 1: yeah\
Stranger 2: It's disturbing.
Stranger 1: dont think of it that way
Stranger 1: life is not so bad
Stranger 2: What year were you born?
Stranger 1: 2012-32 do the fucking math
Stranger 2: Haha.
Stranger 2: Can't you?
Stranger 1: oh is it too hard for u
Stranger 2: Not at all.
Stranger 1: what is it?
Stranger 2: I've been out forward for a lever 2 further maths qualification which has gotten me a potential place in Oxford.
Stranger 1: boring
Stranger 1: u dont even remember when ur dad is born
Stranger 1: disappointed
Stranger 2: You only found out a few weeks before your wedding.
Stranger 2: When you saw your birth certificate.
Stranger 2: You had been celebrating your birthday on the wrong day for over 20 years.
Stranger 1: just tell me the year
Stranger 1: its very easy
Stranger 2: 1980.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: there we go
Stranger 1: oxford my ass
Stranger 2: A further maths qualification is considerd quite impressive. It's rare.
Stranger 1: what da fk r u talking about
Stranger 1: can we stop talking about math
Stranger 1: i better at math than u
Stranger 1: im sure
Stranger 1: fucking dumb bitch
Stranger 2: And actually more difficult than a degree in physics, but physics is available to everybody, further maths isn't.
Stranger 1: ........................
Stranger 1: serious
Stranger 2: Only a small selection of pupils complete the course.
Stranger 1: wtf
Stranger 1: i actually wanna leave now'
Stranger 2: I'm just going off on tangents to irritate you.
Stranger 1: but im gonna win this
Stranger 1: ur leaving this room not me
Stranger 1: bitch
Stranger 1: daddy still love u
Stranger 1: penis tits
Stranger 2: My father hates me.
Stranger 2: I'm everything he is but with a brain, which is why he despises me.
Stranger 1: i kinda do but
Stranger 1: what can i say
Stranger 1: ur my daughter
Stranger 2: I hope you get sodomized by a carving knife.
Stranger 1: ok lets stop talking about those shit no more
Stranger 1: u like movies
Stranger 1: i love movies
Stranger 1: my favourite movie is octopussy
Stranger 2: Pardon me for being so garish. What I mean is, I strongly suggest that you select a nearby item and insert it forcefully into your rectum. Removing and repeating the action as needed until such time that your small intestines become perforated and you die from sepsis.
Stranger 1: thats a long as movie title
Stranger 1: long ass
Stranger 2: Do you have Facebook?
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: What's your email?
Stranger 1: Jose roberto
Stranger 1: add me on facebook
Stranger 2: Email!
Stranger 2: Haha. No.
Stranger 1: [e-mail]
Stranger 2: I will look at your profile though.
Stranger 1: k
Stranger 1: im ur dad
Stranger 2: Stare in disgust.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: love u too
Stranger 2: Do you even have a picture?
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: ur handsome dad
Stranger 1: look i let u win this time
Stranger 1: i gotta go but ill see u soon
Stranger 2: Bye x
Stranger 1: bye
Stranger 1: love u u penis tit bitch
Stranger 2: You won't see me soon.
Stranger 1: fish and chips
Stranger 1: oh trust me i will
Stranger 1: im right beside u
Stranger 1: shave ur pubic hair
Stranger 1: jesus christ
Stranger 2: I shave.
Stranger 2: Trust me.
Stranger 1: thank you
Stranger 1: k bye
Stranger 1 has disconnected