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CALLING ALL NERDFIGHTERS!!! Post your funny/awesome/weird/creepy conversations that have happened on Omegle here!

I love reading these in nerimon's video comments, so how about a whole forum of them?
Here's one I just did. I happened to get a Spanish person which was awesome cause I know a little....
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Stranger: hello
You: BEDOODDOODOO!
Stranger: que es?
You: Nerimon? Si si?
Stranger: como?
You: Nerimon es una estrella de Youtube tambien es un NERDFIGHTER!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: adonde eres tu?
You: Nueva Zelanda. Y tu?
Stranger: La Argentina
You: Que fantastico! Fui a Peru durante el ano pasado y era AWESOME!! Knock knock
Stranger: que chevere
You: yeah that's all my spanish..... ADIOS!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

Not my greatest but I blame that on the slow typing/nerfighterian-ignorant Stranger.

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I have a lot xD

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Stranger: hey asl
You: tell me the duck story!
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You: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any grapes?
Stranger: what do ninja drink?
You: The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
Stranger: waaaaaaaaaaatttteeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
You: When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
Stranger: continue
You: The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?
You: What?
You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!
Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?
And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.
“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.
Stranger: haha solid
You: I got a pea
Stranger: sweet. later
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Bryant Oden everyone

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Stranger: You have chosen an interactive adventure!
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Stranger: hi
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You: hello there
Stranger: :)
Stranger: m or f
You: bear.. duh
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Stranger: hey :)
You: look up ^
Stranger: peddo bear :D
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Stranger: kewl...whats up
You: watching doctor who
Stranger: what is that?
You: ...you don't know what doctor who is?
Stranger: uhh....why
You: it is the longest running sci fi tv series.
Stranger: is it sci-fi?
You: yes
Stranger: right...ok my brother does...not me ...sorry lol
You: give your brother a high five for me
Stranger: yeah welll he's a bit busy with his gf in the next room....lol...so i might wait on the high five
You: lol Getting his nerd on?
Stranger: getting something on....lol....ya :)
You: like his pants :P
Stranger: those might be off...lol...i dunno....
You: does your brother know you telling random people on the interwebs about his sex life?
Stranger: hehehe....thats what he gets for bringing a girl over knowing our parents are out for the night...so yeah!!
You: nice :D
lmaoooo!
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You: hi
You: wherest art thou fromest
Stranger: whats up
You: please speaketh in shakesperean english
Stranger: i wont do that cunt think
Stranger: that like gay baby
You: i dost not know these words
Stranger: fuck off
You: if thou meenst to callest me homosexual
Stranger: fuck u faggot
You: thou art a withering petal of garbage and dog pee
Stranger: bitch,spare me
You: thou callest me a female dog, but the beast is fearsome
You: thou hast failed to demean me
You: !
You: anything thou canst do i canst do better
You: thou may throweth stones my way and they might breaketh my bones
You: but words shall never bring me pain
You: *bringeth
You: sorry kind sir
You: for i hath spoken in strange tongue
You: by not saying bringeth
You: no
You: wouldst thou likest to, as you say it "put in your two cents"
You: no?
You: i do believe that this was a conversation of grandeur
You: i thanketh thee
I lol'd.
I have a very good one. An epic convo with some random Swedish dude. He went along with my incredible odd things that I said and eventually... a story was born. XD Read and enjoy. It is hilarious.

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Stranger: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick...
You: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Stranger: YEY!
Stranger: Haha
You: =D
Stranger: So let's fuck.
You: Uh... what?
Stranger: Nothing.
You: That did not sound like nothing.
You: Not at all.
Stranger: I was just improvisin', man.
You: Pft.
You: You just want to be in my pants.
You: Admit it.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I do.
You: Awesome.
Stranger: So what?
Stranger: It's a free world.
You: Except. My pants are locked and sealed.
You: Unfortunately
You: A magical wizard put a spell on me
Stranger: Why so?
Stranger: AH.
You: A spell of locking and sealing of pants.
Stranger: How does one unlock them?
You: You have to travel across the seven seas and up the four tallest peaks.
Stranger: Whoa.
You: And find the diamonds of pant unlocking
Stranger: You're a dude, right?
You: No. I am not.
You: I am of the female sex.
Stranger: All right, then, in that case it could be worth it.
Stranger: Needless to say I shall meet many dangers on my travels.
Stranger: Fight many beasts.
You: Dragons and the like.
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: But it shall all be worth it once I get my price.
Stranger: So where are you from, anyway?
Stranger: I'm Swedish.
You: You are a dude, right?
You: I'm from the US.
Stranger: Suppose I'll have to start my trip from here.
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Good.
You: Cause otherwise my pants would be locked and sealed for other reasons.
Stranger: Good point, there.
Stranger: Hey, who's saying my pants aren't locked and sealed, by the way?
You: Do I have to embark on a treacherous journey too?
Stranger: My hunch is that the key unlocking MY magical cloak is pretty close to where the Evil, Omnipotent Wizard hid your key.
Stranger: So we could just travel together.
You: Good plan. Traveling companions are good.
Stranger: We'll co-operate.
You: Yes. We will have to.
Stranger: To get through the dark lands.
Stranger: Not to mention the Forest of Evil Spirits.
You: Oooo. Yes. I forgot about that forest.
Stranger: And the Nordic Mountains: Nordiska bergen, förhäxade av tusentals åndeväsen.
You: Eh, what?
Stranger: The Nordic Mountains, haunted by thousands of spirit beings.
Stranger: The name's in Swedish to make it even more scary.
You: Ahhh.
Stranger: Damn these wizards and their evil schemes.
You: I know. That wizard hated me so.
Stranger: What did you do to him?
You: Then again, I did steal his magic potion of everlasting youth
Stranger: Ah!
Stranger: So that's where that went!
You: So he put a spell on me so my youth could not be used to it's full potential, if you know what I mean.
Stranger: O, what a waste of an otherwise fine youth!
Stranger: How you must suffer!
You: Well, it is everlasting youth. So... I just need someone to unlock my pants. And it will be all good.
Stranger: In my case, it was more a case of just generally having a bad day, and an urge to stop me from living life to the fullest, since he himself was held back in his youth... in the 1100s. If you know the saga.
Stranger: Well, we all know the legends.
Stranger: SO no need to get into that.
You: Yeah. I know. Those damn overly dramatic scheming angry wizards!
Stranger: Here's me trying to work out the magic spell to unlock the pants: http://i.imgur.com/CgTSB.png
You: Ahh. You look deep in thought.
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: This is serious business.
You: I am glad I asked such a dashing and intelligent knight to help me with my plight.
You: I just rhymed there.
Stranger: Your rhyming can only increase my urge to undo the work of our Evil Overlord!
You: Oh woe! Such a damsel in distress am I
Stranger: I must carry you through the Great Swamps.
You: Yes. And over the high dunes of the Endless Desert
Stranger: That's a lot of carrying indeed. Thank God I have my trustworthy hiker's booths of elfin leather, and that my soft and reliable cloak has enough of spare fabric for draping you in protection against the cursed weather.
You: Well I am light as a feather, as us damsels are now a days
You: So no worry about me burdening you.
Stranger: You shall never be a burden to me, m'Lady
You: Ahh. How sweet thou dashing knight
Stranger: How do we make it through the long and dark nights while on our quest?
You: In our tent made of wolfs skins of course.
Stranger: Why naturally
Stranger: With our finely knitted sleeping bags as a protection against the cold?
You: Of course. Made by my great grandmother. A seamstress for the highest of nobles.
Stranger: We shall fight to keep the cold out.
You: Yes. Very hard.
Stranger: And the olden tunes shall rock us to sleep: "I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance"
You: A lullaby my darling mother used to sing
You: My mother was a Lady. And my father a Lord. Lord and Lady Gaga.
Stranger: That explains your fine features.
Stranger: I'm just a simple boy with a mother from Lord Slymer's village, and an unknown father.
You: Aye. That matters none to me. What matters is what is in your heart, dear knight. Not what is running through your blood.
Stranger: O! My lady! I humbly offer you my cloak, but alas, my pants will never come off, it seems
Stranger: My hope is fading.
You: We mustn't lose hope! That is what the journey is for! To free us from our panted prisons
You: For panted is a word, indeed
Stranger: I'm from the Northern countries; by our knowledge, anything could be a word.
Stranger: How I long to relieve your ladylike derriere of those restricting, locked on pants!
Stranger: If you shall need a hand, my Lady, of course.
You: Oh, but I shall. These pants are quite tight.
Stranger: So I see.
You: And my chambermaids are all off and away. Afraid of what the wizard may do to them
Stranger: As are the wicked, cursed tights he made me wear under my cloak.
You: Ahh. Well we shall help each other then.
You: Once this curse is broken.
Stranger: I must apologize for any discomfort caused by the overtly tightness of my pants. They mustn't be a pretty sight, nor very comfortable against the back, for a lady being carried by a simple, cursed Northerner
You: Oh, but thou are valiant and strong. And such things make me swoon that I notice not much else.
Stranger: You are but too kind.
You: You flatter me
Stranger: You're making me blush, my lady. When we lie down for the night, you shall have both of your great grandmother's masterly made sleeping bags,
Stranger: It will protect you against the cold.
You: But where shall you sleep O' Knight?
Stranger: I will curl up by the small fire outside.
You: But you will be cold. I cannot have my knight being cold. You must come in and share the sleeping bags with me.
Stranger: If you say it, and my presence doth not invade your privacy, it will be so.
You: It does not dear knight. Your presence will provide me with a sense of protection from the fierce dangers of the night.
Stranger: Then I open my arms to you, and offer my own body as protection against the cold and those who threaten us in the night outside.
You: Oh many thanks to thee
Stranger: Just you turn your back towards me, and I shall massage you and keep you warm.
You: How kind of you.
Stranger: I really hope we found those keys soon ;)
You: Oh yes. We must search quickly.
Stranger: Indeed...
Stranger: But what shall you wear once we break the evil spell, O Lady?
You: Well. I have not thought that through yet. Oh my!
Stranger: Alas, neither have I!
Stranger: We were to hurried to set about our quest.
You: What ever shall we do?
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: We could always seek the protection of the sleeping bags again.
You: Yes. That may be our only plan.
Stranger: It must be so.
Stranger: We need to put away our doubts.
You: I may be able to fashion clothing for us out of the sleeping bags.
Stranger: You never cease to amaze me!
Stranger: What kind of clothing might that be, though?
You: Whatever you may wish for
Stranger: The days spent in these pants have made me long for a pair of shorts.
Stranger: The wizard banned them, I know, but we won't be under his grip anymore.
You: No we shall not be! And I myself long for a long flowing skirt.
Stranger: A skirt ever so soft!
Stranger: I would be pulled towards it, just to feel its fine fabric against my hands
You: Oh yes. So soft that none will be able to keep their hands off it.
You: I may need another option.
Stranger: You may.
You: To protect what is no longer locked and sealed.
Stranger: Yes; but a protection that is no longer locked to your body by magic.
Stranger: I would happily look at any samples you'd wish to fashion, and express my humble opinions on them.
You: Alas! I think I will need you as well strong knight! To fend off any zealous suitors!
Stranger: I will be by your side to protect you, fine lady. Will that be well for keeping you safe and secure?
You: Yes. That will do. You sacrifice much for me dear knight.
Stranger: Anything to have you sit in my lap for just a flicker of a butterfly's wing's moment
You: Alas, But I must leave you now, knight. Until we meet again. Adieu.
You have disconnected.

I got bored of him. XD And I didn't like where he seemed to be leading the convo. Haha. So yeah... pretty epic, no?
I've got a bunch just from today.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dftba!
Stranger: dftba!
You: you know what it means?
Stranger: don't forget to be awesome?
You: mah, you are awesome!
Stranger: :D
You: did you guess it, or did you know it?
Stranger: i guessed (: aha

i was so happy at first because i thought the person was a nerdfighter, but then i had to laugh xD
You: Nerdfighter?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i guess
You: You don't even know what that is, do you?
Stranger: well i fight nerds
You: then no, you don't.
Stranger: so i believe i am
You: *aren't
Stranger: hahaha your a loser
You: A nerdfighter is a nerd, but unlike normal people we are made of awesome
You: and it's supposed to be you're not your
Stranger: so your a loser
You: *you're
You: and no, I'm a nerdfighter
Stranger: so you're a loser, who thinks he is awesome
You: and I'm a girl
You: and not a loser, a nerd
Stranger: im a girl too
Stranger: ...
You: there is a distinction
Stranger: so...
Stranger: a nerd is a loser
Stranger: unless they are hot
You: watch the vlog brothers on youtube
You: and no they are not. There is a difference

Stranger: okay
Stranger: keep tellin yourself that
Stranger: "nerdfighter"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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my attempt to explain nerdfighters ='( She would not survive here, I think she would get eaten by the puppy sized elephants. And can someone give me the link to the omegle video by Alex Day, I haven't seen it yet and I don't want to try and find it on the 3 differnt accounts of his.
Pretty long, but it's funny


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Knock Knock
Stranger: who's there
You: A stranger
Stranger: i can see that
You: Can I come in
You: its raining out here
Stranger: well what are you doing out there in the first place
You: I wanted to visit you
Stranger: you don't know me
You: I made you a pie
Stranger: ...
Stranger: fine
Stranger: come on in
You: yay
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what kind of pie
You: pie flavour
Stranger: ...
Stranger: come on in
You: yes!
You: thx
Stranger: no problem
You: Do you have a pie cutter?
Stranger: yeah hold on
Stranger: here it is
You: thanks
Stranger: hmm
You: Oh crap I dropped it on my friggin toe!
You: dah!
Stranger: oh great
You: call 911
Stranger: how'd you manage that
Stranger: why?
You: srsly
Stranger: did you cut it
You: Yes its bleeding!
Stranger: it's just a pie cutter they're not that sharp
You: This one was sharp!
Stranger: bad enough for 911?
You: YEAH!
Stranger: ALRIGHT FINE
Stranger: *dials*
You: HURRY!
Stranger: hi, my... friend
You: ow
You: ow
Stranger: just dropped a piecutter on his toe
Stranger: it's bad
You: oooh
Stranger: actually
You: ow
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
You: I'm an androgenist
You: hurry
Stranger: what the hell is that
You: A tranny
Stranger: oh i didn't know that
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: he/she
You: it
Stranger: dropped a piecutter on his/her
Stranger: toe
Stranger: it
Stranger: its toe
You: thx
Stranger: needs help
Stranger: alright they're on their way
Stranger: take this towel
Stranger: put pressure on the wound
You: oh, wait it was just pie filling
You: im ok
Stranger: and isn't it hermaphrodite?
You: that too
Stranger: ... wait
Stranger: seriously
You: yeah
You: sorry
Stranger: fuck, what do i say when an ambulance shows up
You: Ill just cut you instead
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i don't like that
You: OK
Stranger: let's not get drastic
You: do you have a dog?
Stranger: yeah right here
Stranger: his name's copper he's a ... i can't spell it
Stranger: hotdog dog
You: OK DO YOU HAVE A CUCUMBER
You: and a ceiling fan
Stranger: ... probably
You: also ill need some bass wrapped in Tuck tape
You: do you have that?
You: well do you?!
Stranger: idk
You: darn it its too late their here!
You: RUN!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: answer the door
Stranger: I'll hide
You: ok what do i say?
Stranger: say it's your house
Stranger: and it was a false alarm
You: gulp
Stranger: I'll take care of the rest
You: *opens door*
You: Hello, um it was
You: actually... um
Stranger: * you see me sneaking up to the driver and hitting him over the head with a pie cutter
Stranger: then come up behind the guy at the door
Stranger: and hit him over the head
You: OK
Stranger: quick lets get in the ambulance
Stranger: don't forget the bodies
You: Alright
You: I'll drive
Stranger: okay
You: vrooom
Stranger: wait!!!!!
Stranger: stop
You: *an hour later*
You: What!?
Stranger: we forgot the pie
You: Frackit!!!
Stranger: god dammit
You: I'll turn around
Stranger: goes back
You: vroooom
Stranger: gets pie
Stranger: lets go
You: ok
You: vroooooom
You: vrooom
Stranger: umm, the cops are chasing us
Stranger: I'll take care of them
Stranger: we just have to dump these bodies to slow them down
Stranger: opens back doors
Stranger: throws ambulance drivers out
Stranger: oooo
You: Ok theres a AK 47 in my jacket
Stranger: that did the trick
Stranger: wait what
You: grab the gun
You: now
Stranger: okay
Stranger: takes it
Stranger: fires wildly out the back door
Stranger: takes out a cop car
You: Ill take us to mexico where they cant get us
Stranger: wait we're in new york
Stranger: let's go to canada
You: OK
You: But the border crossing will take too long!
Stranger: do you know how long it'll take to drive to mexico in a stolen ambulance!!!
You: Youre right
You: To canada
You: how are those cops coming?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: there's a helicopter out there
You: Dammit!
You: What are we gonna
You: do?
Stranger: wait! ive got a plan
You: ok
Stranger: puts on ambulance driver uniform
Stranger: puts ak 47 to your head
Stranger: pull over
You: ok...
You: *gulp*
You: pulls over
Stranger: cops surround the car
Stranger: now slowly step out of the car
Stranger: I've got him guys!
You: No way man I'm making the jump to hyperspace!
You: Ready set go!!!!
Stranger: HOLY SHITTTTT
You: Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
You: Heck Yeah baby!!!!!
Stranger: HOW IN THE HELL!!!
Stranger: this is a fucking ambulance!!
You: Were in hyperspace now
Stranger: i can see that
Stranger: *closes back doors cautiously*
Stranger: haha sooooo
You: Exits hyperspeed
Stranger: that business with the ak 47
Stranger: you know i had your back
You: yeah... right
You: well
Stranger: are we in canada
Stranger: wtf
You: No
Stranger: no we're not!
You: This is Tatooine!
Stranger: what are we doing here?!
You: Friggin Tatooine!!!!!!
You: NOW WHAT?!!
You: wait
Stranger: WHY? in hell?!!!
Stranger: this isn't tatooine
You: no?
Stranger: this is iraq
You: UH OH
You: is our hyperdrive coil in tact?
Stranger: we'll be fine
Stranger: no it's not
Stranger: it's got sand in it
You: crap
Stranger: just ditch the ambulance
Stranger: take whatever you can find
You: yah
Stranger: ill keep the gun
You: Ill keep the dead guys watch
Stranger: *after an hour of walking through a desert*
You: looks pretty fancy
Stranger: you know
Stranger: this is all your fault
You: OH YEAH?
Stranger: YEAH
You: cmere and say that!
Stranger: I NEVER WOULD"VE GOTTEN INTO THIS SHIT
Stranger: IF YOU HADN'T WRANG MY FUCKING DOORBELL
Stranger: OR DROPPED PIE ON YOUR TOE
Stranger: OR GONE INTO HYPERSPACE!
You: I KNOW IKNOW
You: IM SORRY!!
Stranger: alright alright
Stranger: let's just calm down
Stranger: for a sec
Stranger: this fighting isn't gonna get us anywhere
You: we need to be calm to survuve
Stranger: i know
Stranger: how much water do we have left
You: About half a litre
Stranger: thats not bad
You: We gotta find some kind of settlement
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how about that one up ahead
You: Like a bedoin tribe
You: no, they look too jolly
Stranger: jolly is good
You: naw naw
You: Its too...
You: idk
You: I just cant stand it
You: Lets keep looking
Stranger: fine
Stranger: how about that one?
You: ooh yah!
Stranger: it's got a sign that says warning minefield...
You: psssshhhh
You: wimp
You: cmon
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im the one that killed the ambulance drivers and the cops
Stranger: why don't you go first
You: ok
Stranger: pull your own weight buddy
You: alright ill go
You: walks in
You: KABBOOOOM!!
You: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: are you okay?!
You: lands a mile away
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: are you okay!!!
You: This time my leg really is hurt!
You: Call the ambulance
You: 911!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: first of all
Stranger: i have no bars out in IRAQ
Stranger: second
Stranger: we're on the run
You: Well maybe th ambulance is a transformer?
You: duh!
Stranger: the ambulance is miles back
You: Oh
You: darn
Stranger: we've been wandering through the desert for hours
You: Right, well
Stranger: you know sometimes i just don't know why i hang out with you
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i don't!!!
You: Shut up
Stranger: but seriously is your leg gonna be okay
You: ok
You: i'll limp
Stranger: alright
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: try again
Stranger: just watch your step
You: ok
You: walks in
Stranger: wait wait
You: KAAAPOOOOOW!!!
Stranger: ohhhhh
You: NOOOT AAGAAiiiiin!
You: My other leg's gone
Stranger: that one looked like it hurt
You: yah
You: LOL
You: you gotta try that man
Stranger: it doesn't look like too much fun
Stranger: i like my legs
You: ok
You: suit yourself
You: well i'll just use my arms
Stranger: now i have to drag you around
Stranger: hold on
You: oh boy!
Stranger: puts you in back harness
You: i mean
You: um
You: ok
Stranger: great
Stranger: now ive gotta carry you around on my back like a fucking baby
Stranger: stop bleeding all over the place this is a new shirt
You: sorry
You: I can just crawl along I guess
Stranger: no its fine
Stranger: ive got this
You: ok thanks
Stranger: starts to walk carefuly across minefield
You: steady...
Stranger: well i should be okay
You: KAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Stranger: FUUUUUUCK
You: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Stranger: my god damn fucking legs!!
Stranger: they're gone
You: Woah woah
Stranger: you ASS!!!
You: wait...
Stranger: what
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: what is it now?!
You: now we really are on tatooine!
Stranger: ....
Stranger: i think you're losing too much blood
Stranger: are you in shock
You: we could go to Mos Eisley!
Stranger: we're both legless
Stranger: and
Stranger: in Iraq
Stranger: not tatooine
Stranger: we're gonna die here
Stranger: does that mean nothing to you
You: They have banthas here
Stranger: no
You: we can ride them
Stranger: they do on the fictional planet of tatooine
You: please?
You: can we?
Stranger: i don't see banthas!!! do you
You: Yes!
Stranger: wait really?
You: a herd over there
Stranger: where
Stranger: shit
You: what?
Stranger: drag yourself over there now!
Stranger: get one
You: LETS GO!
You: *DRAG*
You: *drag*
You: Crawls up banthas tail
You: Ill come pick you up
You: Hop on!
Stranger: umm this is a camel
You: Oh
Stranger: and it's smiling at me
Stranger: camels can't smile
Stranger: im losing blood
You: woah the sky is all spirally
Stranger: also... this guy is yelling at me in arabic
Stranger: do you speak arabic?
You: yes
You: twice
Stranger: cuz i think he's pissed that we're stealing his camel
You: Flamingo
You: *passes out*
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: well hello sir
Stranger: we'd like to purchase your camel
Stranger: my unconscious, legless friend here
Stranger: has a very nice watch
Stranger: that he'd love to give to you
Stranger: *takes off watch gives to man*
Stranger: ... fuck it ive had enough
Stranger: points ak 47 at own head
You: wuuu
Stranger: pulls trigger
You: what are you-
You: NOOOOO1!
Stranger: my brains are splattered all over camels now
Stranger: that was amusing
You: yes
Stranger: thanks for that
You: seeya
Stranger: peace
You: stay classy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hye!
Stranger: hi
You: how are u
Stranger: i m fine
You: better then fine or worse then fine?
Stranger: i said i m fine...
Stranger: not better
Stranger: not worse
Stranger: than it
You: how r u?
Stranger: stop the crap dude
You: cursing isnt cool
Stranger: and craziness is
You: idk sometimes
Stranger: whats your asl
You: 72 hermaphrodite and in your pants
Stranger: do i need to commend your moronic answer
funny convo on omegle

You: WHO GOES THERE
Stranger: Harry Potter.
You: HARRY?
Stranger: We haven't got time for questions!
You: WE MUST FLEE
You: ZOMBIES
Stranger: My thoughts exactly.
You: THAY HAVE BEEN AFTER ME FOR MONTHS
Stranger: Zombie Voldemort has arrived! We must get out fo here.
You: GET BROOMS
Stranger: *A wild pikachu has appeared*
Stranger: FUCK!
You: FORGET THE PIKACHU
Stranger: Someone has stolen my broom.
You: WE MUST FLEE THE ZOMBIES
You: YOUR BROOM>
Stranger: The zombies are getting closer!
You: BORROW MINE
Stranger: I just shit myself!
Stranger: Don't tell anyone.
You: EW
Stranger: If I borrow your broom, you won't have one?!!?
You: I DO NOT NEED A BROOM TO FLY
You: I AM A AWESOME WIZARD
Stranger: What!?
Stranger: Dumbledore...
Stranger: Is that... you?
You: WHERE
Stranger: DUMBLEDORE ZOMBIE!
You: OMG DUMBLEDORE
Stranger: OH SHIT!
Stranger: We have to fucking kill him!
You: LETS FLY NOW
You: HOW
Stranger: YOUR FUCKING BROOM DOESNT WORK!
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: Ahhh! Zombie Dumbledore is going to rape us.
You: MAGIC WONT WORK NEAR ZOMBIES
Stranger: OH FUCK!
You: RUN
Stranger: We've been running.
You: FASTER
You: YOU ARE SLOW
Stranger: I ate a bunch of jellybeans.
Stranger: OH SHIT.
You: OH
Stranger: MORE ZOMBIES!
Stranger: I...
You: LETS PRETENT TO BE ZOMBS TOO
Stranger: I don't know what to do anymore...
Stranger: Fuck it.
You: PRETEND TO BE A ZOMBIE
Stranger: *starts killing zombies with an axe*
You: STARES, SHOCKED
Stranger: This is crazy...
You: YES!
Stranger: *zombies kill both of us suddenly.*
Stranger: Whoa.
Stranger: Inception.
You: WHERE IS THIS
Stranger: That was all a dream.
You: OOH
You: THAT WAS CRAZY
Stranger: Whoa, Neo...
Stranger: There's AGENTS!
You: I AM PERPLEXES
Stranger: We have to get out of here!
You: GO TO THE PHONE BOOTH
Stranger: I see Agent Smith OH FUCK!
You: OOH
You: HIDE
Stranger: He shot the phone out of the phone booth!
You: I HAVE A CELL
Stranger: He just called you Mr. Anderson wtf?!?!?
You: PHONE
Stranger: KILL HIM!
Stranger: You have to fight him Neo.
Stranger: Don't be a pussy.
You: I CANT
Stranger: WHY!!!
You: I DONT BELIEVE I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
You: I WILL TRY THOUGH
Stranger: Trinity loves you.
You: *RUNS TO SMITH*
Stranger: So you are the chosen one.
Stranger: OH SHIT HE JUST RIPPED YOUR HEAD OFF!
You: *HITS SMITH*
Stranger: You weren;t the chosen ne hahahah
You: OOH ANOTHER DREAM
Stranger: *Agent smith shoots me*
You: THIS IS ODD
Stranger: I woke up.
Stranger: Oh shit that was a dream within a dream.
You: BUT IS THIS REAL LIFE
Stranger: This is real life for sure.
Stranger: Whoa, Doc, we're in 1950s era.
Stranger: My name is Marty McFly
You: THENWHY DO I SEE THE DEATH STAR
Stranger: Oh shit, idk???
You: I AM SCARED
Stranger: Don't be scared, there's nothing to fear.
You: BUT FEAR ITSELF
You: AND ZOMBIES
You: AND THAT MASSIVE DEATHSTAR
Stranger: I don't see any zombies?
You: INVISIBLE ONES?
You: I CAN SEE THEM
You: MAYBE I REALLU AM THE CHOSEN ONE
Stranger: You must be.
Stranger: I have to get the time travel car.
Stranger: And hit it to 88mph.
You: *STABS ZOMBIES*
Stranger: SO WE CAN GO BACK TO PRESENT DAY!
You: THE TARDIS IS FASTER
Stranger: The flux capacitator needs fuel!
Stranger: FUCK I DONT HAVE FUEL!
You: uSES A SPELL FOR FUEL
Stranger: WTF IS THAT!??!?!?!?!?!?!
You: FUEL DUH
Stranger: AHHH!!! ITS DARTH VADER
You: AHHHH
Stranger: Fight him, maybe you're the chosen one?
You: *HITS VADER*
Stranger: *Darth Vader rips your head off*
Stranger: FUCK WGTF!?!?!!
You: OOH NO
You: OMG ANOTHER DREAM
Stranger: *Darth kills me with lightsaber*
Stranger: OMG THAT WAS DEEP INCEPTION!
You: THIS IS GETTING REALLY CRAZY
Stranger: So crazy.
You: YES
Stranger: Whoa.
Stranger: Why are we in prison?
You: OMG
You: DUNNO
Stranger: Shawshank prison.
You: OOH
Stranger: We gotta break out of here.
You: K
Stranger: How though?
You: ILL USE A SPELL
Stranger: I have a rad poster of some chick.
You: *BOMBARDA*
You: THE SPELL WORKED
Stranger: Follow that old dude through the tunnel!
You: COOL POSTER
Stranger: AHHHH THERES SO MUCH SHIT IN HERE
You: FOLLOWS DUDE
Stranger: I feel like this tunnel is 500 yds long omg
Stranger: FINALLY WE GOT OUT
You: I AM EXAUSTED
Stranger: Ahhhh it's raining! Fuck yeah!
Stranger: Kill that dude and take his clothes.
You: STABS
Stranger: He's too busy staring at the sky and laughing.
You: DUDE
Stranger: Nice we killed Tim Robbins
You: YEP...
Stranger: Oh shit we are horrible people.
You: YES :(
Stranger: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
Stranger: That phone booth is ringing.
You: *RUNS*
Stranger: *answers phone, transferred to ship*
You: GOES INT BOOTH
Stranger: Whoa I was in the Matrix!
You: TRANSFERRED TOO
Stranger: This is TRIPPY!
You: YES
Stranger: This is the... real world?
Stranger: *sentinels attack and kill us both.*
You: DUNNO WHATS REAL ANYMORE
Stranger: WHOA!
Stranger: INCEPTION!
You: WOO
Stranger: This is crazy.
You: PENGUINS
Stranger: Where are we?!?
You: THEYRESOFLUFFY
You: PENGUINS!
Stranger: WHAAA NOOOO!
You: WHAT
Stranger: You're so despicable.
You: WHY
Stranger: We have to get out of here.
You: YES
Stranger: Follow me.
You: K
Stranger: WHOA WE ARE IN AFRICA!
Stranger: Check out the stampede.
You: OMG YEA
You: RHINOS
Stranger: OH SHIT THAT LION PUSHED ANOTHER LION OFF A CLIFF!
You: WOW
Stranger: OMG that little cub...
Stranger: that was his father that fell.
You: :(
Stranger: Damn that's cold.
You: YEP
Stranger: Im crying
You: OMG THE RHINOS ARE COMING
You: *TELEPORTS US*
Stranger: you saved us!
You: WHERE IS THIS
Stranger: WTF!
Stranger: That scarecrow came to life!
Stranger: We are in the land of Oz!
You: WOW
You: LETS SEE THE WIZARD
Stranger: OH FUCK THE SCARECROW JUST GOT KILLED BY BATMAN!
Stranger: WHY IS BATMAN HERE?!?!
Stranger: OMG HE KILLED THAT HAPPY SCARECROW!
You: OH NO
You: BATMAN
You: *TELEPORTS*
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: Wow we're on an island
Stranger: Paradise
Stranger: Who's that guy?
Stranger: Talking to a volleyball?
You: BOB
Stranger: He keeps calling the volleyball Wilson.
Stranger: Weird.
You: ORLY
You: THATS CRAZY
Stranger: HE JUST MADE FIRE!
You: COOL
You: *TELEPORTS*
Stranger: AHH! GUNFIRE!
You: OH NO, DALEKS
Stranger: I AM SO FUCKING SCARED
You: rUN
Stranger: Im tired of running.
Stranger: I have a special power...
You: ?
Stranger: Where I can choose to end the world as we know it,...
Stranger: I think I will use it...........................
You: HOW
You: WHY
Stranger: Because
Stranger: it must be done
Stranger: "Boobah diddy KOOBAH!!!!"
Stranger: *the world ends*
Stranger: WHOA!
Stranger: CRAZY DREAM
You: ARE WE DEAD
Stranger: idk what is real
Stranger: are we?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: why am i naked
You: IS THIS KINGS CROSS
You: IT LOOKS LIKE IT
Stranger: it could be.
You: *dies*
Stranger: *dies for real too*
Stranger: gtg, bye
You: BYYE

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