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CALLING ALL NERDFIGHTERS!!! Post your funny/awesome/weird/creepy conversations that have happened on Omegle here!

I love reading these in nerimon's video comments, so how about a whole forum of them?
Here's one I just did. I happened to get a Spanish person which was awesome cause I know a little....
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: BEDOODDOODOO!
Stranger: que es?
You: Nerimon? Si si?
Stranger: como?
You: Nerimon es una estrella de Youtube tambien es un NERDFIGHTER!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: adonde eres tu?
You: Nueva Zelanda. Y tu?
Stranger: La Argentina
You: Que fantastico! Fui a Peru durante el ano pasado y era AWESOME!! Knock knock
Stranger: que chevere
You: yeah that's all my spanish..... ADIOS!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

Not my greatest but I blame that on the slow typing/nerfighterian-ignorant Stranger.

[Nerdfighter Gina]

Oh dear... this was a fun conversation... It went on for quite a while, but I'm going to start near the end. The rest of it was basically the Stranger calling me "gay" "queer" and "homo" among other things, and me using Nerdfighter reasoning (I quoted John. NERDFIGHTERS!). But after this occurred, there was the epic ending:

Stranger: if you dont like america you can get the f*** out!
Stranger: white power!
Stranger: if it aint white it aint right!
You: Ah, so you're also a bigot.
You: That's fun.
Stranger: i sleep in an american flag1
Stranger: i have a pet eagle!
Stranger: i bleed red white and blue!
Stranger: i eat eagles for breakfast!
You: That's against flag etiquette, you know.
You: And your eagle statements are not only entirely illegal, but they also contradict each other.
You: You're not much good at arguing, are you?
Stranger: you're pretty gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well... I suppose he should get at least a little credit for using an apostrophe there at the end. I honestly thought that apostrophes were beyond his level of understanding.

[Allyson]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: When I grow up, I want to be a mermaid.
Stranger: ooooh, with lick a fish body and human legs?
Stranger: like*
You: NO!
You: Woman body..with..fins....
You: duh!
Stranger: ..but how would you repoduce?
You: I actually googled that once
You: It's still an enigma to me......................
Stranger: the concept of a mermaid is f*cked up lol
Stranger: no disrespect
You: What?! You can talk to underwater creatures and swim extraordinarily well...that's a win win.
You: Ah i don't care if I spelt that wrong.
Stranger: yeah....but, that's all you can do. do you realy want to f*ck a smelly fish??
You: Who says I'd be smelly?
Stranger: well...fish are smelly
You: I'd smell like pina coladas and pearl juice! YUMZ
You: Plus, I'd be only half fish
Stranger: ...I guess you could give underwater blowjobs
Stranger: that would be hott
You: Riiiiiiight
You: Well...where would I find the merman's junk? They have fins too
You: Still a mystery........
Stranger: ....nah, you like...do it with a diver or somthing
You: Hah okay whatever
You: If I wanted some THAT BAD
Stranger: ....you ever watched that film with tom hanks where he falls in love with a mermaid??
You: I've heard of it...but I've never seen it
Stranger: ..you should, pretty cool..and she's pretty hot..her tail goes away when she goes on to dry land
You: Hey that's pretty awesome!
Stranger: indeed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was about to ask him what mythological creature he'd want to be too........

[Laura]

i am now like best mates with a guy i met on there :D his name's alessio and he's AWESOME :d

[Rico]

You: bedodododooo
Stranger: YOU BETTER NOT BE ASIAN.
You: LMFAO i'm not
Stranger: GOOD I WOULD EXPLODE IF YOU WERE.
Stranger: ASIANS WILL DESTROY US.
You: you're allergic to them too?
Stranger: NO, I JUST WANT TO BLOW THEM TO BITS.
You: any particular reason why?
Stranger: they have squinty mother f***ing eyes.
You: you're right, that is dangerous
Stranger: i must go. danger is on the loose.

srsly? I should have said I was asian lmao

Stranger: Hi
You: are you a zombie?
Stranger: No
Stranger: u r ?!
You: yes sir
You: are you surprised
Stranger: share our pics ?
Stranger: i'm f
You: zombies don't show up on film
(:

[Rico]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/M
You: hi
You: I'm actually an asexual tiger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Lombardian]

You: They're shooting at us!
You: Get- GODDAMN GET DOWN!
You: BRIAN!!
You: no.... no
You: *sobbing*
You: Brrrrriiiiiiiaaaaaaaannnnnn!
Stranger: Do you like Japanese AV
You: Brian? You're alive!
You: Speak to me!
You: DOCTOR
You: someone get a doctor
You: we're gonna make it off this beach Brian
You: back to Mississippi
You: your kids are waiting for you brian
Stranger: Japanese AV you like it?
You: What, The japanese? No brian this is Normandy! Oh God he's delusional DOCTOR!
Stranger: Japanese AV you kown?
Stranger: 会中文不？
You: Listen Brian, there's hope for you yet, just don't give up! Your kids are back in Mississippi, and the farm... Remember the farm?
You: Damn Krauts!
Stranger: Neuropathy？
Stranger: SB？
You: Yep, your father he was the neurologist, in Oregon

[Nerdfighter Gina]

I post in this thread too much... Anyway... I just had this really long conversation concerning Doctor Who. Except the person I was talking to had never seen it, and I never actually mentioned that my dialogue was from Doctor Who until the end. There was an lol moment though.

Stranger: Alas, my lord, do you have a restroom?
You: Of course!
You: In the TARDIS, down the hall, third door on your left.
Stranger: And it's not a trick? I'm not going to be vaporized when I walk in, right?
You: Nah.
You: If I wanted you dead, I'd have taken you to Skarro.
Stranger: Well, excuse me for a second then.
You: Certainly.
Stranger: Quite the place (:
You: It's bigger on the inside, in case you haven't noticed.
Stranger: Yeah, I was thinking that.
You: They all do.
Stranger: You've had others in here?
Stranger: I thought I was special...

Which made me laugh uncontrollably because it reminded me of this:

[Cole Rosi]

YOU: Anyone there.
STRANGER: no
STRANGER: but i am here.
YOU: Knock knock.
STRANGER: don't worry
STRANGER: i don't have a dore.
STRANGER: door
STRANGER: whore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dan Montagne]

Stranger: i hope to be fucking
You: i have to warn you though...
You: i do not like green eggs and ham, i do not like them sam i am
You: i do not like them here or there
You: i do not like them anywhere

[Emma]

I may have recruited a nerdfighter! Observe:

Stranger: so i hope you are having a pretty good day
Stranger: night
Stranger: whatever
You: i am actually
You: well i had a good day
You: i am going to say something weird now, and if you don't get it don't worry about it:
You: be dododo
Stranger: no, is is from an internet forum
Stranger: /
Stranger: ?
You: sort of
You: nevermind
You: anyway how was your day
Stranger: no no, i am intrigued now
Stranger: you must explain
You: okay, if you go do youtube.com/vlogbrothers you will find two brothers that make videos
You: lots of people watch them and there's a little community around it
You: the people who watch them are nerdy and they call themselves nerdfighters
You: "be dododo" is their secret message to identify another one of their own
Stranger: that is awesome
Stranger: i'll have to check them out
You: yes it is! you should

and a few minutes later the connection went away.

[Emma]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: have i ever told you what a thrilling conversationalist you are?
You: just marvelous
You: i mean i have known some excellent conversationalists in my day but no one even comes close to you
You: i think its because you're so succinct
You: you really don't waste words do you?
You: that's what i love about you
Stranger: ?
You: you see what i mean?
You: fantastic

[Chris E]

I attempted zombie fun, but this was the best I could come up with before deciding that sleep was a better way to spend my time:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Are... are you a zombie?
You: Hello? Is anyone out there? Is anyone... still alive?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: haha
You: Wait; I feel like waiting to ask a zombie for clarification may be derogatory to my overall health, but just to be sure...
You: Did you mean "yeah" to the first question, or the second?
Stranger: first
You: I have serious doubts about our friendship compatibility after this realization.
You: I'm afraid I'll have to bid you adieu, Godspeed, and happy hunting.
You have disconnected.

On an unrelated note, I have embarked on a new quest, and I dare you all to try. I'm on a mission to have a conversation with a stranger completely backwards. Salutations first, followed by friendly discussion, then awkwardly probing for subjects to talk about, and finally ending in a greeting. Get someone to go along with it perfectly without prompting and I salute you.