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[Holly]

CALLING ALL NERDFIGHTERS!!! Post your funny/awesome/weird/creepy conversations that have happened on Omegle here!

I love reading these in nerimon's video comments, so how about a whole forum of them?
Here's one I just did. I happened to get a Spanish person which was awesome cause I know a little....
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: BEDOODDOODOO!
Stranger: que es?
You: Nerimon? Si si?
Stranger: como?
You: Nerimon es una estrella de Youtube tambien es un NERDFIGHTER!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: adonde eres tu?
You: Nueva Zelanda. Y tu?
Stranger: La Argentina
You: Que fantastico! Fui a Peru durante el ano pasado y era AWESOME!! Knock knock
Stranger: que chevere
You: yeah that's all my spanish..... ADIOS!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

Not my greatest but I blame that on the slow typing/nerfighterian-ignorant Stranger.

[theUKEbandit]

these are three consecutive conversations i had a few months ago

#1
Stranger: hi
You: DFTBA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#2
Stranger: hey
You: DFTBA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#3
You: DFTBA
Stranger: I'm covered in ball sweat and cum
You have disconnected.

[Emma]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you like rice?
You: Not really.
Stranger: and pasta?
Stranger: do you like pasta?
You: Pasta I like.
Stranger: so you're italian, arent you?
You: Nope.
Stranger: you're not chinese because you dont like rice
Stranger: so, where are you from?
You: Canada.
You: You?
Stranger: Nelly Furtado?
You: Hate her.
Stranger: do you know where is parents are from?
Stranger: her parents*
You: No. Sorry. By the way. Sorry if I disconnect abruptly, the cord is broken.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: goodbye then
You: Have a nice day.
You: DFTBA.
You: Are you going to leave first?
Stranger: no
Stranger: disconect if you want
You: I will when you do.
Stranger: i wont so youll wait a lot of time
You: It's ok. I opened another Omegle page. Plus I'm on MLIA.
Stranger: ok, be happy then
You: I am, thanks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I win.

[Liz]

Ha, I tried doing the Potter Puppet Pals thingo...

You: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: dumbledore will f*** u
You: Nah other way around
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(I have censored a certain word :P)

[Natalie]

Oh my. Jesslestrange tweeted this the other day:
jesslestrangeoh my god. when wizards and omegle collide. oh my god. when wizards and omegle collide. http://omegleshit.tumblr.com/

I love- love- love- love it.

[secretagenthawk]

This isn't a specific example; but whenever I connect to Omegle my immediate messages are as follows:
You: Salutations.
You: Would you like to purchase barbecue for your desk ear?

[Natalie]

I'm not going to post it because it was super long (about 8 Word pages?) but...
(Having indulged in way too many Sirius/Remus fics throughout the day,) I started out a conversation with "Moooooony! Padfoot wants to go for a run already!"
And was in response greeted with "Padfoot should learn his limitations"
We spent the whole conversation in character (me: Sirius, Stranger: Remus) discussing the woes of our lives and our worries for Harry and the coming war.
It was epic.
And totally awesome. xD

[Gini]

So like, the 4th conversation I ever have on Omegle goes like this:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: penis shaped bread?
You: Bedododo!
Stranger: what treachery is this?
Stranger: how dare dost thy give mine bread such hostile, dispicable shape?
Stranger: this is utter treachery!
You: Thou swine! Thou yellow bellied whoreson!
You: Thou had tupped my white ewe!
Stranger: why dost speak in such a graceful manner
Stranger: I shall invite thy to thine pantaloons for a wine and dine
You: Insulted though I am thusly, I keep my wits as sharp as my rapier!
Stranger: hail the thane of cawdor!
You: I shall accpet your invite with ill favor
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice
Stranger: an educated person
You: *highfive*
Stranger: *highfive*


Then we chatted for a bit...but AWESOME HAPPENED.

[secretagenthawk]

You: Salutations.
Stranger: no fuck off
You: I'm not desperate, unlike you and your mother.
You: So I don't have to.
Stranger: that makes no sence at all
You: Neither does your interesting approach at spelling.
Stranger: your off your head mate
You: You also have a unique idea of what English grammar should be.
You: Really, you're a fascinating individual.
Stranger: thankyou kind sir
You: I'm a girl, jackass.
You have disconnected.

[caitlyn]

lol

[Polly]

this just happened....

You - Hello?
Stranger - Hi
You - Nerdfighter?
Stranger - WTF?
Stranger - FUCK OFF
Stranger has disconnected


I got the one stranger that suck(s)(ed) more than any of the other strangers. *sniff*

[Emma]

I think some people think we fight Nerds.

[Natalie]

Yeah. I've gotten a few "course, I'm level 15, I'm pro-basher"s
I'm wondering whether or not I want to know what the levels are of... :S