I took my dog and "went for a walk" and walked 7 blocks just in my red shorts and winnie the pooh t-shrit. My parents thought I was stolen so they called the police and the whole neighborhood was looking for me only to be found by my neighbor xD
I ate all of my dad's superstrong painpills (the kind that you dissolve in a glass of water to like ... make them less extreme) when I was three. Got me a trip to the doctor's, that did. I turned out fine, though, as far as I know.