tell a lie about the previous poster game

[strawberry moors]

'bout time for a new one.

it's basically what it says on the tin.

:)

[Tanker]

(since i know nothing about you, this'll be easy)

strawberry moors is an alien.

[Leanne]

Tanker literally is an automobile.

[XOX]

Leanne is a goddess.

[Whatsername]

XOX is a devout Christian.

[strawberry moors]

rides a goat to school

[President Clive-φ-Davidson]

Eats masochist squirrels for breakfast.

[Andrew]

Convinced the fifth dentist not to recommend Trident.

[Kali]

Andrew hates breathing.

[strawberry moors]

is the voice behind the 'unexpected item in the bagging area' announcement.

[PWC]

Strawberry moors is actually the secret identity of the burger king!

[Kali]

Paul has eight dogs, all of which he keeps in their own house. This house is called Barkeasy.

[President Clive-φ-Davidson]

Kali has a collection of monarch's heads. She has already collected thirteen. The pride and joy of her collection is the head of King Sutep X.