tell a lie about the previous poster game

[strawberry moors]

'bout time for a new one.

it's basically what it says on the tin.

:)

[Marley]

Nora eats rhino for breakfast and enjoys the insides in tea.

(I wish I could have come up with something better but anyway XD)

[President Clive-φ-Davidson]

Marley is the inventor of the washing machine and her great niece is married to a goat.

(Better than Rupert Grint at any rate.)

[WeasleyIsOurKing]

Clive is the only known owner of the Philosophers stone and is quickly approaching his 867 birthday.

[Samantha Reed]

WeasleyIsOurKing secretly wishes he could grow a tentacle beard,become a pirate captain and sail the high seas with Kermit the Frog.

[strawberry moors]

samantha owns a TARDIS (i'm jealous of you >_>)

[Manda]

strawberry moors owns a puppy killing factory in Tawain.

[Ultimate Schnitzel]

Manda runs strawberry moors' puppy killing factory in Taiwan.

[ryanWOO]

Manda is the Keeper for Puddlemere United.
(complete lie because we all know Oliver Wood should be their Kepper by now.)

[William Pass]

ryanWOO is the secret 10th member of a famous New York Hip Hop group along side RZA, GZA, Raekwon, U-God, Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, Method Man, Masta Killa, and Ol' Dirty Bastard (who is now deceased.)

[Aaron Barton]

nora dose not enjoy air, but rather breaths pure fun

[William Pass]

Strawberry Moors anagrams to Smarty Borrowers which proves that she is not original but "borrowing" her "smarty"-ness.

[strawberry moors]

ah you got me *shakes fist*

william is a regular on Gladiator :p