Ten Things You Hate About You

[Broken Girl Soldier]

I: That I probably wouldn't hire me,
in spite of the fact that I think I'm so awesome
(Vanity...horrible horrible vanity-
who the eff do i think i am?!?!)

II: I'm a pain in the ass-I really am.

III: Dirty people freak me out,
yet my car is a mess, and so is my bedroom.

IV: I have a horrible memory where people are concerned.
I blame it on my misspent youth
but, in actuality, it's probably got more to do with
the lack of concern i sometimes place on people.
which is, admittedly, an apalling thing to say
but at least I recognize it.

V: I feel so unworthy of my God,
because I'm such a forkin hypocrite

VI: and I'm a liar-
ohh my Lord I lie like it's going out of style-
about stupid little shite that doesn't even effin matter.

VII: With regard to relationships---I take in strays:
I rehabilitate them, get pissed at them and then push them away
and then they get adopted by Significant Others
who didn't have to do any of the work,
but will reap all the benefits of my labour

VIII: I'm a 32 year old child.
there's no two ways around it.
Peter Pan's got nothin on me.

IX: I'm a walking contradiction

X: That I used Roman Numerals instead of numbers
(pretentious much?)

Addendum:
Brothers & Sisters
& those who choose not to be labeled as either
please see this thread for what it was intended:
just a little wastebasket to dump your irritating little quirks
as well as your confounding and large flaws.
No judgement here
We all suck on some level.
Feel free to roll about the mucky mire within, with me.
Let's get our yuck on.

FURTHERMORE:
I'm going to read everyone's list.
This is for (at least) two reasons:
#1 I believe your voice needs to be heard
and it will serve as a comfort to know
at least one person knows your muckymuck

#2 I'm effin nosy.

[Gabrielle]

(Whoops...)

VI. When I forget things. (And I'm not being facetious- I do it all the time, i.e. right here)

[Broken Girl Soldier]

basically you're Holden Caulfield.
but i love you anyways.
just don't go shoppin for pepul killin hats, mmmkay?
*hugs*
(p.s. i think we all are)

[Evangeline]

wastebucket, excellent BGS...

1. I just can't stay focused on the task at hand. Ooooo, shiny object.... *wanders off*

2. Or I get obsessively focused on something to the exclusion of everything and everybody else.

3. Which brings us to #3...I contradict myself a lot.

4. Am crappy friend. I have literally forgotten about friends for 6 months or so at a time (see #2).

5. I am bored by and slightly scared of money. Start talking investments and pensions and interest rates and percentages and such, and I just want desperately to stuff my fingers in my ears and sing. Not good when you're a grown up.

6. I can be arrogant and bossy, and have a tendency to pontificate once I get on a roll about something.

7. I repeat myself.

8. I can be arrogant and bossy, and have a tendency to pontificate once I get on a roll about something...just joshing. I have no sense of direction. I mean zero. It's embarrassing.

9. I vacillate wildly between not caring at all how I look and worrying too much about my appearance, and feeling miserably self conscious.

10. Have an ugly tendency to immediately blame someone else when I have a problem.

And I need an 11. I can be jealous. When I meet someone very cool and very smart and very together, my first response is usually to hate them passionately. ...so yes, secretly I hate you all!!!!! ;)

Phewf, that was kinda fun...slams down lid on trash can and walks away.

[Broken Girl Soldier]

Why'd ya haveta be so mean to the trashcan?!
but i applaud the writing of "Walks away"
because i happen to firmly believe it's important
that we recognize these things
then we can decide what, if anything, to do with them.
or we can accept them.

[Pam]

1. I'm so shy.
2. I procrastinate to the extreme.
3. I have problems trusting people.
4. I'm really lazy! (that ties in with the whole procrastination thing)
5. I argue with people excessively, mostly about stupid stuff
6. I HAVE to get my way or I throw a fit
7. I read TOO much, leading to undone homework and stuff
8. I'm very impatient
9. I'm clumsy and sometimes hurt other people as a result of my clumsiness (accidentally elbowed my little cousin in the eye today... Oops) I also frequently break things
10. I'm a nerd. Nah just kidding. I'm proud of that.

[Broken Girl Soldier]

so then you need a #10!

[Pwnography]

1. Procrastination. I hate it.
2. I'm too self-centered. Although I don't know if that's a bad thing.
3. I can't bring myself to care to talk around most people
4. I'm lazy.
5. I can't resist temptation.
6. Anger issues. >_> I get angry at everything
7. I don't realize the value of money, apparently.
8. I can be rude when I'm annoyed.
9. I need constant motivation.
10. I'm bored.

[Broken Girl Soldier]

i like how concise you are
i can't be brief to save my skin.

Unless i'm trying to be rude,
then i'm really good at being curt
Which isn't the same thing

[Katykilla]

I will be different and count down!

10. I over analize things.
9. I am afraid of everything.
8. I lie, ALOT.
7. I am afraid of people
6. I hate religions, I dont know why, I just can't force myself to understand why people believe in God.
5. I hate certian people for no apparent reason I just don't like people I dont know.
4. I know way to much for my age.
3. I HATE WHERE I LIVE, I can't force myself to say I like it when deep down I know I hate it.
2. I cry WAY too often.
1. I am FAT, and I critizize myself even though I love who I am, I hate how I look.

I have WAY to many problems with myself to even list them.

[Broken Girl Soldier]

but you're a REBEL!
and you never ever do what you should?
sorry, lyrics.

[Robin]

I: I'm afraid to express how I truly feel.
II: I'm terrified of having people angry with me, so I lie about how I feel.
III: I believe everything people say to me and I never even consider that they might be lying.
IV: When other people aren't embarassed about things I would find embarassing, I feel that emotion for them.
V: I'm nervous around everybody, even my friends.
VI: I'm way too shy, so people think I'm a stuck-up brat.
VII: Even though people call me smart, I say the dumbest things.
VIII: I pry too much into other people's business. Even though I'm only trying to help, I come off as really nosy.
IX: My self-esteem is below rock bottom.
X: I screw everything up.

[Broken Girl Soldier]

this made me so sad, for some reason.
*hugs you against your will*
if it helps at all
know that i used to ningstalk you
because i think you've got a lot to say
and i think one day you'll (US idiom coming) come into your own.
Hang in there, kid.
Cuz the NerdFighters love you.