TEXTBOOKS in your pants!

[Andrea]

I'm starting my second year of college later this month and I have just about wrangled up all of my needed textbooks. Now they're all sitting here on my desk, being useless, so why not make in your pants jokes out of them! :D

Imaginative Writing: The Elements of Craft In Your Pants
Our Origins In Your Pants
The Art of Responsive Drawing In Your Pants
Essentials of Statistics In Your Pants
Pride and Prejudice In Your Pants
History of the Peloponnesian War In Your Pants

MY FAVORITE:
The Art of Being In Your Pants (LOL this one was totally predisposed to be an in your pants joke!!)

Do any other nerdfighters have any awesome in your pants textbook jokes?

[Penpusher]

A Basic Course in American Sign Language In Your Pants

Literature: An Introduction to Fiction, Poetry, and Drama In Your Pants

Government in America: People, Politics, and Policy In Your Pants

Preparing for the United States Government and Politics AP Exam In Your Pants

None of mine are very good except for:
Excursions in Modern Mathematics with Mini-Excursions In Your Pants

[Migdala Vered]

People, Politics, and Policy In Your Pants
Nice alliteration. If you remove the "Government in America" part, it becomes funnier. The politics and policy in your pants? I laughed.

[Penpusher]

I know, but it was really just the little blurby thing. xD So I had to include the first part, which is the real title.

[Migdala Vered]

Shhh. Nobody has to know. ;)

[BSmith]

Diffusion: Mass Transfer in Fluid Systems in Your Pants

Material Science and Engineering An Introduction in Your Pants

The End of Oil in Your Pants

Linear Algebra and Its Applications in Your Pants

[Joseph]

Statistics for Engineers and Scientists in your pants.

[Tenley Nadine (book ningmaster)]

What in the World is God Doing in my pants.

Courageous Faith in my pants

The Popular Bible Commentary in my pants

Elementary Algebra in my pants

Stratagies for Successful Writing: A Rhetoric, Research Guide, Reader and Handbook in my pants

Introduction to Evangelism in my pants

MLA Documentation in my pants

I don't have the rest of my books with me, but the first one is definatly my favorite. Its like it was meant to be an in my pants joke.

[Flora]

Math makes sense in your pants.
I remember that being my grade seven math textbook C:

[Nicci Weasley]

I just ordered Introduction to Animal Behaviour in your pants ...

[Trick]

Hmmm... Do set texts count? If so: Wise Children In Your Pants (oh dear!)

[m]

Understanding Mechanics In Your Pants
:)

[Nicci Weasley]

Haha! Brilliant :)