TEXTBOOKS in your pants!

[Andrea]

I'm starting my second year of college later this month and I have just about wrangled up all of my needed textbooks. Now they're all sitting here on my desk, being useless, so why not make in your pants jokes out of them! :D

Imaginative Writing: The Elements of Craft In Your Pants
Our Origins In Your Pants
The Art of Responsive Drawing In Your Pants
Essentials of Statistics In Your Pants
Pride and Prejudice In Your Pants
History of the Peloponnesian War In Your Pants

MY FAVORITE:
The Art of Being In Your Pants (LOL this one was totally predisposed to be an in your pants joke!!)

Do any other nerdfighters have any awesome in your pants textbook jokes?

[Ultimate Schnitzel]

...Sounds painful.

[Cherrelle Smith]

My text books for my English Lit degree (1st year) are as follows:
The Short Oxford History of English Literature In Your Pants (Kinda lame)
The Cambridge Introduction to Narrative In Your Pants (Hmmm)
Beginning Theory in Your Pants (better!)
although it's actually Beginning Theory: An Introduction to Literary and Cultural Theory In Your Pants which is kinda lame...

[Seth Tyler Coats]

The Dynamic Earth in Your Pants.

[Alex Robertson]

Would definitely leave my pants on the floor... sorry couldn't resist

Atlas shrugged in your pants (not a text book but I`m using it for a ISU thing so i say it counts.)

[JuliaLovesBooks]

Moral Development in your pants
^ I do believe that is the best.....as Biology is too obvious and Algebra II and Trigonometry takes too long to say...

[Marley]

This isn't the title of the textbook but the title on one of the pages was 'Suck it up then blow it out...in your pants'

[LucyLou]

The Quiet American In Your Pants

It's not my only text book, but it's the only one that's funny.

[Afua]

Dynamic Chemistry in your pants =D
Principles of Force and Gravitation in your pants <--epic win