The good news is...

[Victoria Linner]

The rules are simple first you think of some bad news then the next person says but the good news is______.

Example:

Katherine: The bad news is your girlfriend just broke up with you.

Quentin: The good news is now you don't have to waste money on gifts for her.

The bad news is...

 

And so on and so forth. It's almost like the opposite of Currupt a Wish.

I'll start,

The bad news is that you just broke someones $8,000 french horn.

[Eystein,]

Good news is that the children are already dying anyway.

The bad news is... A GIANT METEOR IS GONNA HIT EARTH OMG!!! LAUNCH THE ESCAPE PODS!!!

[PhoenixShaman]

"Good news is that the children are already dying anyway." - Is that really good news?

the good news is Superman throws the meteor into space

the bad news is it takes out a few of the TV satellites and your favorite show was just starting

[Eystein,]

Is that really good news?

That they are dying are of course old bad news, but if the incident were to affect no one else but these sick dying children, then that would be tremendous good new, however tragic ;)

 

The good news is that the episode got leaked onto the internet.

Bad news is you get busted and have to pay $100 000 000 in compensation to the intellectual property owner.

 

[Austin Cox]

Good news is that you won the lottery and just got 1 billion dollars.

The bad news is that you are now a target for an assassin.

[Emmeline R.]

The good news is that you are a ninja and can easily evade them.

The bad news is that you sprained your ankle and can't run fast.

[Jocelyn]

The good news is you won't have have to participate in that triathlon and have your secret exposed.

The bad news is everyone who participated was given a puppy.

[ryan brennan]

The good news is that you're presented with a mini-horse by an awesome person.

The bad news is that a zombie it's it......and your cousin's sister-in law's goldfish.

[Austin Cox]

The good news is that you don't understand what you just said so not only do you get a mini-horse you also receive 5 puppies.

The bad news is that you receive a bad massage and now your back hurts.