(I'm not so good with titles, I think you already know that)
The rules are simple, I will let Jack and Sandra explain..
Jack: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug *hugs her*, and a kiss from me to you *kisses her*, won't you say you love me too" Barney - I love you song
Sandra: "I hate you, you hate me, we're not even a family, have a nice warm punch *punches him*, and a kick from me to you *kicks him*, won't you say you hate me too".
"A rock & roll nerd, who keeps writing songs the world will never here, and though he won't be heard he will just keep writing" Tim Minchin - Rock & Roll nerd
(Then Jack should say a parody of the lyrics of "Rock & roll nerd" and so on..)
I suck at explaining, so it's OK if you didn't get it. (I probably suck at everything, I'm a suckish person)
So I guess I will start:
"She was a girl, he was a boy, couldn't make it anymore obvious" Avril Lavigne - Sk8ter boi
"she was a gnome, he was an alien, couldn't make it anymore strange"
ok so now ill say song lyrics right?
"the sun goes down. the stars come out, and all that counts is here and now. my universe will never be the same.... i glad you came." The wanted - Glad you came
"The sun is out. the stars switched on, and all that sucks is here and now. the universe has always been the same, a shame you came."
Okay. Lemme think.
"You're so clever. If this is war, it's like no other. If there is blame it's on each other. I hear the cry, they last forever.We did our part, we came along." Inertia - Angels and Airwaves