the "you has" game

google your name followed by the word has. than post what comes up, and say whether it is true.
Elizabeth has a shiny new wii.(no i dont)
Elizabeth has earned Platinum Status from Real Estate Professionals.(nope)
Elizabeth has been in business for over 25 years and wants a loan to buy goods in bulk to expand her business.(i haven't)
Elizabeth, has endorsed a candidate, despite the growing intensity of the Democratic race.(no)
Elizabeth has worked steadily as a journalist.(nope)
Elizabeth has been a dedicated professional psychic advisor whose psychic gifts offer clients clear, caring and practical guidance.(have not)
Elizabeth has learned by trial and error how to nurse a sick iguana back to health.(no)

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Permalink Reply by Michelle Bruder on November 11, 2009 at 9:27pm: Mine only came up with one

Michelle has been killed

clearly, this is not true.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gretalaurelina on November 12, 2009 at 1:04am: Mine is strange because i have the same name as lots of things:

Laurel has a new fire chief ( I don't, but that might be handy in my kitchen)
What diner on Laurel has great blueberry pie? (?)
Bay laurel has yellow leaves (untrue!)
New Park in South Laurel Has Ancient Attraction: Dinosaurs ... (umm, no); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Team Unicorn (ningmaster) on November 12, 2009 at 1:31am: Kate has a hoof! (Not since I checked last)
Jon claims Kate has a million dollars. (Pfft. You and me, too, buddy.)
Kate has puppies. (Ooh. I wish.)
Kate finally has her say. (Uhh...kinda.)
Has Kate said 'I love you' to Jack? Or at all to be honest? (LOL! ...who's Jack? He sounds hot.); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by strawberry moors on November 12, 2009 at 2:19am: rosie has really let herself go since the view at the insider (>.>)
rosie has a tick (not a good tick i'm afraid... more like a flea. i reallly hope this isn't true)
rosie has sooore fingers from learning the guitar (true strangely)
rosie has a poo on flikr (erm... no, just no)
rosie has swine flu (i did but waaaay before it was cool); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rob Van Detta on November 12, 2009 at 2:44am: Robin has become Batman (that would be jokes, but no)
Robin has done a fabulous job (if you say so...)
Robin has PPD too (no, and after I found out what PPD actually is: heck no.)
Robin has a heart attack (after reading the next hit on google, I did)
Robin has a man crush on Batman (let me capitalize this. NO.)

Obviously, I left out the hits about the bird with the same name;); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nikki on November 12, 2009 at 4:27pm: Nikki has a dream. (It was a modeling website, so that's really not the type of dream I have.)
Nikki has a new gossip daddy. (What does that even mean?!)
Nikki has been in Victor's House. (I do not know of anyone named Victor nor have I been to his house.)
Nikki has too much. (Time on her hands? Yes.)
Nikki has problems with a typewriter. (Yes, they are actually rather difficult to work with.); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by amtar on November 12, 2009 at 4:32pm: Ashley has not taken Newcastle off the market. (?)
Blonde Ashley has more fun. (NO!); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Michael Randall on November 13, 2009 at 4:57am: Apparently you took an English Brown ale off the market... WHY!!!!!!!!!!!! That stuff is good.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by amtar on November 15, 2009 at 12:35pm: Sorry :/; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kori on November 12, 2009 at 4:44pm: kori has a beard. FALSE. im a girl. :P; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by neeshaknowsall on November 12, 2009 at 4:45pm: Sarah has 200 orgasms a day. (Um...Is that possible?)
Sarah has enemies on the run.
Hurricane Sarah has arrived, with gale-force winds.
Sarah has Obama in a tizzy.
Sarah has a hard time containing her excitement when the fish...(when the fish... WHAT?! I DYING to know!)
Sarah has a blog.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MaryZ on November 13, 2009 at 1:49am: mary has...Universal Spirtual Motherhood (wth?)
mary has...something to tell you (not really...)
mary has...no money (that one's true); ▶ Reply to This