the "you has" game

google your name followed by the word has. than post what comes up, and say whether it is true.
Elizabeth has a shiny new wii.(no i dont)
Elizabeth has earned Platinum Status from Real Estate Professionals.(nope)
Elizabeth has been in business for over 25 years and wants a loan to buy goods in bulk to expand her business.(i haven't)
Elizabeth, has endorsed a candidate, despite the growing intensity of the Democratic race.(no)
Elizabeth has worked steadily as a journalist.(nope)
Elizabeth has been a dedicated professional psychic advisor whose psychic gifts offer clients clear, caring and practical guidance.(have not)
Elizabeth has learned by trial and error how to nurse a sick iguana back to health.(no)

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Permalink Reply by Marley on November 13, 2009 at 2:16am: Marley has 312 adopted children.

Marley has more than one girlfriend.

Marley has gone.

Marley has a nasty habit.

Marley has been showing dogs for 20 years.

Marley has discovered a way to be both his father's son and himself.

Marley has had an astonishingly successful commercial afterlife.

Most of mine are about Bob Marley so it got boring after a while :(; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Riley Riley on November 13, 2009 at 8:19am: Riley has been cast and a new comic book is on its way (nope)
Riley has this heat season (what?)
Riley has a crazy fan (not that i know of)
Riley has found a new home (no i haven't)
Riley has been cast! (no)
Riley has spring suitors (oo that would be fun :) )
Riley has a golden arm (not really)
Riley has his own blog (not a he and no i dont); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jim MacDougal on November 15, 2009 at 1:20pm: Mac has a pain in the foot
Mac has pneumonia
Mac has macadamia nuts and dances
Mac usage is on the rise (I'm being used?); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by President Clive-φ-Davidson on November 15, 2009 at 1:32pm: Clive has been shocked and outraged by some of the media revelations about MP's expenses. [Partially true]
Clive has been performing for the past 5/6 years with ambition to do so from a young age. [True]
Clive has directed and produced films, written for television and exhibited his paintings in Los Angeles, Chicago and New York, as well as working on comics, models, video games and toys. [Slightly true]
Clive has written articles published in the Journal of the Society for Computers & Law. [Nope]
Clive has been training for 30 years. [Half true]
Clive has now finished recording the album demos with Rob Skipper and the Musical differences.[Nope]; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by thedragonfruitking on November 15, 2009 at 1:35pm: thedragonfruitking has superior intelligence; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by President Clive-φ-Davidson on November 15, 2009 at 1:50pm: You forgot to add (Not true) to that one.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by wondergirl. on November 16, 2009 at 11:47pm: dr. lindsey has recieved several awards and held numerous offices. [i would like to know when i became a doctor.]
lindsey has performed on the stage and screen and lent his distinctive voice... [wait, i'm a guy now?]
lindsey has won three emmy awards. [no siree.]
lindsey has steadily become a prominant singer / songwriter in the san diego music scene. [not quite.]
ah, i think that's enough.
google- you're dead wrong. ;); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nerdfighter Gina on November 16, 2009 at 11:59pm: Gina has veto power. (No comment)

Gina has no metal skin. (This is true)

Gina has a website. (Um... not that I'm aware of? I suppose there could be a creep stalker somewhere creating websites about me though); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Cazathrin on November 17, 2009 at 2:09am: Caitlin has tonsilitis AGAIN! -- Lies.
Caitlin has been involved in more criminal offenses than any other character on 6teen. -- LAWL FOREVER!! ...lies.
Caitlin has Chicken Pox. -- No. (Apparently this is a band! WTF?!)
Caitlin has 3 original songs placed in the JJJ Unearthed competition. -- I DO have songs on MySpace, but not on JJJ.

This is a brilliant game. :D; ▶ Reply to This