Think of A Reason to Fire the person above you

[TwelfthChapter]

Anything at all! Have fun guys.

Example.

-Caught stealing the secretaries M & M's. You are fired.

[Jim MacDougal]

Stole the petty cash fund and sent it to a "Nigerian Prince" you met on line. You are fired.

[Allie]

Caught plotting to take over the world when you were supposed to be finishing those spread sheets. You are fired.

[Chip, A Former Ningmaster]

Ate my lunch and replaced it with a moose with anxiety disorder. You are fired (and so is the moose).

[Morgan]

Ah, a fellow Canadian.

[Anne Brunner]

Busted as head of an underground stapler ring. So that's where they all went...

[Marley]

Found on the roof with a hippopotamus eating all the cake instead of working. You are fired (obviously).

[Anne Brunner]

It was the only way I could keep him from destroying all our cubicles... THE HIPPO WANTED CAKE AND IT WANTED IT NOW.

[Jim MacDougal]

The hippo is a lie.

[Anne Brunner]

That's what he gets for eating the cake. Does that mean I'm a lie too, if I ate the cake? Or are you saying that since the cake is a lie, the hippo is a lie because there is no cake to eat? I thought maybe the lie was just contagious.

[Jim MacDougal]

No, you're not a lie.

You're still alive.

[Anne Brunner]

This is a triumph!
[Sorry, I'll stop now]

[Allie]

That reply is a win.