Think of A Reason to Fire the person above you

Anything at all! Have fun guys.

Example.

-Caught stealing the secretaries M & M's. You are fired.

Permalink Reply by Jim MacDougal on October 17, 2009 at 9:04pm

Stole the petty cash fund and sent it to a "Nigerian Prince" you met on line. You are fired.

Permalink Reply by Lizze on August 3, 2010 at 6:56pm

what made you say Nigerian ?

Permalink Reply by Allie on October 17, 2009 at 9:19pm

Caught plotting to take over the world when you were supposed to be finishing those spread sheets. You are fired.

Permalink Reply by Chip, A Former Ningmaster on October 17, 2009 at 9:36pm

Ate my lunch and replaced it with a moose with anxiety disorder. You are fired (and so is the moose).

Permalink Reply by Morgan on October 23, 2009 at 5:18pm

Ah, a fellow Canadian.

Permalink Reply by Brandon Bellamy on December 30, 2009 at 6:43pm

I hate your Bacon

Permalink Reply by mana tron on April 15, 2010 at 3:40pm

you love our bacon.

and that is why you are fired.

Permalink Reply by Skittles on May 14, 2013 at 5:34am

You drink water on a daily basis. You are fired.

Permalink Reply by Anne Brunner on October 17, 2009 at 9:57pm

Busted as head of an underground stapler ring. So that's where they all went...

Permalink Reply by Marley on October 17, 2009 at 10:12pm

Found on the roof with a hippopotamus eating all the cake instead of working. You are fired (obviously).

Permalink Reply by Anne Brunner on October 17, 2009 at 10:39pm

It was the only way I could keep him from destroying all our cubicles... THE HIPPO WANTED CAKE AND IT WANTED IT NOW.

Permalink Reply by Jim MacDougal on October 17, 2009 at 10:51pm

The hippo is a lie.

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