Think of A Reason to Fire the person above you

[TwelfthChapter]

Anything at all! Have fun guys.

Example.

-Caught stealing the secretaries M & M's. You are fired.

[meh.]

You brought your venamous kamodo dragon to work and let it loose with our only protection a bunch of rangers armed with sticks.

You are fired.

[Penpusher]

You hit my komodo dragon with a stick.

You're fired.

[0mnipotent0verlord]

You made like Ignatius J. Reilly and tried to incite a riot at the pants factory.
You are fired.

[Jim MacDougal]

You were running a Fight Club in the corporate headquarters basement. Someone talked about it.

You are fired

[Penpusher]

I didn't accomplish anything today.

You're fired.

[Jim MacDougal]

Firing me is an accomplishment that makes your day worthwhile? You are setting the bar a tad low, don't you think?

You are fired.

[Ultimate Schnitzel]

You had a chance to, but didn't make a bar joke.

The priests and rabbis say, "YOU'RE FIRED."

[Penpusher]

Everything's a joke to you.

You're fired.

[Jim MacDougal]

Now, now, we don't want to be that serious about everything, now do we?

You are fired.

[Chris Bristol]

you don't take life seriously

You are hired (ha didn't see that coming now did you)

[President Clive-φ-Davidson]

You hire people without first evaluating their skills. You are fired.

[Ultimate Schnitzel]

You fired the person who hired the person who fired the person who fired me.

You are fired.