Think of A Reason to Fire the person above you

[Neal]

Anything at all! Have fun guys.

Example.

-Caught stealing the secretaries M & M's. You are fired.

[Clive-φ-Davidson ImagesNM]

You called the Greek letter Phi an arbitrary symbol, when, in fact, it was used as an abbreviation.

You are fired.

[Bobmcbob]

Dictatorship is not a form of employee self-government that is included in the company handbook.

You are fired

[Marty]

We stopped using employee government three years ago due to fund shortages. You are fired.

[Bobbi K]

You fired me for not being your mindless yes man and questioning you cash handling.No sir YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!

[Krista]

You periodically fall asleep on the job. Regardless of the fact that your job is testing matresses for comfort, you are fired.

[elizabeth marhors]

You broke the internets! youre fired

[Caitlin Griffin]

You punted the only little person employee you are so fired.

[Kenny]

You were the only employee not to laugh your ass off at a midget being punted, you're fired!

[Bobbi K]

You barred nerdfighters.ning.com from the work computers

YOU'RE FIRED

[James]

You spilled your coffee all over the pinata now the candy is all melted and dripping out of every multicolored pore on it's sad sad little body. You sir are fired.

[Kenny]

You were the first person (though admittedly not the last) to attempt to feast on the melted candy. You're gone mister.

[Michael Stokes]

You used a comma where you should have used a semicolon. You are fired.